2025 Frog Mustard Bumper Sticker Gift Guide
For Your Anti-Woke Uncle Who Still Has Facebook
Drinks Busch Light. Thinks everything is “woke” and also doesn’t really know what that means.
For the Chronically Online™
For the one who always knows the meme before you.
For the Cat Parent Who Won’t Shut Up
Their entire personality is built around their cat. They have a cat stroller. They do the ‘pspsps’ sound in public.
fOR THE ANNOYING CAR GUY
They have a lifted truck, a Punisher decal, and strong opinions about what real men drive.
FOR YOUR WOKEST RELATIVE
Drives a 2006 Prius. Hates capitalism but actively participates in it with mass consumerism.
FOR The Girlfriend Who Buys Herself Flowers
She’s hot, stable, knows her angles. You’re lucky she even tolerates you.
