Back the Dew (Baja Blast)

Back the Dew Sticker – The Ultimate Vinyl Decal for Maximum Chaos

Whether you’re slamming a Baja Blast at 3 AM, hitting top speed in a gas station parking lot, or just embracing peak gamer energy, this Back the Dew sticker is the only declaration of allegiance that truly matters. It’s bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get reactions from fellow disciples and confused onlookers alike.

Made with high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is built to withstand road trips, caffeine-fueled gaming marathons, and even the most aggressive Dorito dust explosions. Slap it on your car, laptop, water bottle, or energy drink fridge, and let the world know where your true loyalty lies.

Why This Back the Dew Sticker is an Absolute Must-Have

✅ Weatherproof & Long-Lasting 
✅ Crisp, High-Contrast Design 
✅ Strong Adhesion, No Residue 
✅ Guaranteed to Get a Reaction 

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Energy

🟢 Car Bumper or Window – So people know you drive like you just chugged two cans of Code Red.
🟢 Laptop or Gaming Setup – Peak performance requires peak hydration.
🟢 Mini Fridge or Water Bottle – Hydration is important, but so is commitment to the bit.
🟢 Gas Station Soda Fountain – Not legally advised, but spiritually encouraged.

The Perfect Gift for Gamers, Drinkers & Chaos Enthusiasts

🎁 For Hardcore MD Fans – Because no other soda deserves this kind of respect.
🎁 For Meme Collectors & Sticker Lovers – If it’s unhinged, it belongs in the collection.
🎁 For Late-Night Gamers & Energy Drink Fiends – This sticker hits different at 2 AM.
🎁 For Anyone Who Wants to Confuse the General Public – Mission accomplished.

This isn't just a decal—it’s a movement.

Built to Last – Just Like Your Caffeine Addiction

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Rain, snow, Baja Blast spills? No problem.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling, no weak energy.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, always demands respect.

This Back the Dew sticker is here for the long haul—just like your loyalty to the greatest soda known to man.

Dew It. Order Now.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE IT GETS VAULTED LIKE YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS.

STILL THINKING ABOUT IT? DEW IT.

If you’ve made it this far, you already know this sticker belongs in your collection. Whether you’re powering through an all-nighter, making questionable life choices at a gas station, or just vibing with peak late-night energy, this is the ultimate way to show your dedication.

Slap it on your car, your gaming setup, your favorite drink fridge, or anywhere that needs a little extra chaos. Wherever it goes, people will know exactly where you stand.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU APPLY THIS STICKER?

🚨 Random nods of respect from fellow Dew fanatics.
🚨 A sudden urge to chug a 44 oz soda at 2 AM.
🚨 People questioning if you’re serious or just committed to the bit.
🚨 Your energy levels increasing by at least 10% just by looking at it.

This isn’t just a funny decal—it’s a lifestyle.

STOP HESITATING. JUST BACK IT.

You could overthink this, or you could embrace your destiny, throw it in your cart, and slap it on something immediately.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BECAUSE NOT EVERYONE CAN HANDLE THE DEW. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & SHOW YOUR TRUE ALLEGIANCE.

YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS BELONGS TO YOU. JUST SEND IT.

At this point, you’ve thought about it longer than it takes to crack open an ice-cold Dew and make a questionable decision. Don’t overthink it—just slap it on, send it, and let the world know you’re built different.

This sticker is not for the weak. It’s for the chaos-fueled, caffeine-powered, full-throttle legends who know that some things in life demand commitment.

🚨 FINAL WARNING – STOCK WON’T LAST FOREVER. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & MAKE EVERY SURFACE MORE LEGENDARY.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.