FROG MUSTARD STICKERS

Our story
The Sticker Empire Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needed)

A Dumb Injury. A Brilliant Idea.

One busted shoulder (Brian's), a pile of soul-crushing medical bills, and a desperate need for cash—that’s how Frog Mustard was born. Did we turn to sensible side hustles? Absolutely not. We made bumper stickers—the loudest, most unhinged form of free speech.

Turns out, y’all love chaos just as much as we do. Now, we’re on a mission to slap premium, weatherproof weirdness on every car, laptop, and unsuspecting surface in the world.

Who’s Behind This Madness?

Meet the Brains (and Beauty) Behind Frog Mustard

Alyssa: The chaotic genius behind the designs, branding, and world domination strategy. Seattle native, ADHD, and still has a grudge against that one person who said bumper stickers were outdated. Oh and Brian's fiancé.

Brian: The mastermind of magnets, king of cuts, and the glue that holds this sticker empire together. Grew up in Texas, loves a good road trip, and runs Frog Mustard full-time.

That's it. This is a two-man show, folks! So, be nice!

SHOOT US A MESSAGE
Horse DENIER (they are not real)
From $10.50
RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp
From $10.50
Criminalize Bumper Stickers
From $10.50
Divorce Your Republican Husband
From $10.50
MOVE I'm Ovulating Wolf
From $10.50
Keep Honking - I'm Listening to Ska and You're in the Band Now
From $10.50
Stop Honking! I Just Dropped my Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!!!
From $10.50
TRAF - Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
Back the Bussy Decal
From $10.00
POOP Now Read it Backwards
From $10.50
What made us famous

🔥 Our Most Viral, Most Questionable Bestsellers

🎉 You’ve seen them. You’ve shared them. Maybe you even got yelled at in traffic because of them.

Science, But Make It Stick

We don’t just make stickers—we put them through absolute hell before they ever make it to your bumper. Over the past few years, we’ve tested, peeled, stuck, soaked, frozen, and sunburned more stickers than we can count—all in the name of finding the best damn materials on the market. If a sticker can’t survive rain, car washes, road trips, and questionable life choices, it doesn’t make the cut.

Every design is commercially printed using industry-leading materials, so your stickers and magnets stay vibrant, weatherproof, and road-ready. Every Frog Mustard product is designed for maximum longevity, impact, and stickability. Here’s what makes Frog Mustard the best in the game:

🚗 PREMIUM WEATHERPROOF WEIRDNESS 🛠️ BUMPER STICKERS ARE A LIFESTYLE 🐸 IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU NEED MORE STICKERS 💨 STICK IT. SEND IT. REGRET NOTHING. 🤡 FUN FACT: YOUR CAR LOOKS BETTER WITH THESE 🚀
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Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF 💦

Made with heavy-duty vinyl, our stickers are built to handle rain, snow, road grime, and car washes. No peeling, no bubbling, no fading—just bold, long-lasting designs that stay crisp no matter where you stick them.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

🧲 THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG 20MM MAGNETS (LOOKS LIKE A STICKER, WORKS LIKE A MAGNET)

Our magnets are 20mm thin—giving them the seamless, flush look of a sticker while still packing enough grip to stay put through highway speeds, potholes, and bad decisions. We only use the strongest magnet material available on the commercial market. You get the best of both worlds: a clean, low-profile design that won’t budge.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

🖨️ ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING (NO PIXELS, NO BLUR, JUST CRISP AF DESIGNS)

No grainy prints, no faded colors. Every Frog Mustard sticker is professionally printed at an ultra-high resolution for razor-sharp details and bold, vibrant colors. The ink is commercially set, meaning it won’t run, smudge, or fade over time—even in extreme weather.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers degrade in the sun over time, but ours won’t. Each sticker is coated with a premium UV-resistant laminate, blocking harmful rays and preventing colors from fading—even in direct sunlight. That’s why they still look brand new even after years of exposure.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

📦 FAST, FREE SHIPPING (BECAUSE WAITING SUCKS)

Every order ships in 1-2 days, and yes, it’s always free. We personally hand pack each order to ensure quality ourselves - no drop-shipping here. No surprise fees, no delays—just stickers in your hands, fast.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

🚗 TESTED FOR THE ROAD (AND BEYOND)

We’ve personally put our stickers and magnets through high-speed drives, power washes, and brutal weather conditions. The result? They don’t budge. Whether you slap one on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle, it’s built to last.

Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

✅ GUARANTEED QUALITY & EXCEPTIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE

We stand by every single product we sell. If there’s ever an issue, we fix it—fast. No bots, no nonsense—just real, accessible support from the people who actually run this business.
Premium Materials. Commercial-Grade Quality. No Compromises.

100% WEATHERPROOF & WATERPROOF 💦

Made with heavy-duty vinyl, our stickers are built to handle rain, snow, road grime, and car washes. No peeling, no bubbling, no fading—just bold, long-lasting designs that stay crisp no matter where you stick them.

🧲 THIN, STEALTHY, SUPER-STRONG 20MM MAGNETS (LOOKS LIKE A STICKER, WORKS LIKE A MAGNET)

Our magnets are 20mm thin—giving them the seamless, flush look of a sticker while still packing enough grip to stay put through highway speeds, potholes, and bad decisions. We only use the strongest magnet material available on the commercial market. You get the best of both worlds: a clean, low-profile design that won’t budge.

🖨️ ULTRA HIGH-RES PRINTING (NO PIXELS, NO BLUR, JUST CRISP AF DESIGNS)

No grainy prints, no faded colors. Every Frog Mustard sticker is professionally printed at an ultra-high resolution for razor-sharp details and bold, vibrant colors. The ink is commercially set, meaning it won’t run, smudge, or fade over time—even in extreme weather.

UV & FADE-RESISTANT

Most stickers degrade in the sun over time, but ours won’t. Each sticker is coated with a premium UV-resistant laminate, blocking harmful rays and preventing colors from fading—even in direct sunlight. That’s why they still look brand new even after years of exposure.

📦 FAST, FREE SHIPPING (BECAUSE WAITING SUCKS)

Every order ships in 1-2 days, and yes, it’s always free. We personally hand pack each order to ensure quality ourselves - no drop-shipping here. No surprise fees, no delays—just stickers in your hands, fast.

🚗 TESTED FOR THE ROAD (AND BEYOND)

We’ve personally put our stickers and magnets through high-speed drives, power washes, and brutal weather conditions. The result? They don’t budge. Whether you slap one on your bumper, laptop, or water bottle, it’s built to last.

✅ GUARANTEED QUALITY & EXCEPTIONAL CUSTOMER SERVICE

We stand by every single product we sell. If there’s ever an issue, we fix it—fast. No bots, no nonsense—just real, accessible support from the people who actually run this business.

Blog posts

🐸 How a Broken Shoulder (and a Medical Bill) Launched the Funniest Bumper Sticker Shop on the Internet (In Our Opinion)

🐸 How a Broken Shoulder (and a Medical Bill) Launched the Funniest Bumper Sticker Shop on the Internet (In Our Opinion)

What do you get when your fiancé breaks his shoulder on his first mountain biking trip, urgent care underquotes you by $10,000, and the ER tells you to "wait it out"? Apparently: a wildly successful sticker business. Here's how Frog Mustard was born from medical debt, a random name generator, and our unhinged need to make strangers laugh in traffic.

— Alyssa Walker
Funny Bumper Stickers

Frog Mustard Stickers, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get You Out of a Ticket

Which funny bumper stickers might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)

— Alyssa Walker
custom stickers

Frog Mustard’s Bulk Custom Builder is Here – Let’s Get Weird

The floodgates are open and chaos is fully sanctioned. Our Bulk Custom Builder is officially LIVE, and it’s here to turn your weirdest, boldest, most unhinged ideas into real, premium weatherproof stickers and magnets—whether you need just one… or enough to plaster a fleet of trucks.

— Alyssa Walker