ESTABLISHED IN 2023, NO BREAKS SINCE
Born out of a broken shoulder, Frog Mustard was never supposed to exist. But when the world tried to bury us (in medical debt) we bought a commercial printer, shoved it in our house, and decided to start slapping chaos on cars.
Now we print every single piece of madness in-house on industrial-grade machines and materials built for commercial signage. Every sticker and magnet gets sliced, checked, and blessed with human approval before it ships.
Weโve moved well over 150,000 stickers to date. Weโre in 80+ stores across the U.S., including every Zumiez location, and still ship every order from the same chaotic command center surrounded by printers and vinyl.
We are Frog Mustard. A husband and wife duo. And we are here to sticker-bomb your life.
Alyssa
She designs the chaos. Diagnosed with ADHD and armed with too much ambition, sheโs here to make sure your bumper says the things you donโt dare to.
Brian
He prints the chaos. A Texan (relocated to Wa) fueled by gas-station jerky and Reeseโs Take 5โs (please sponsor him) , heโs the one calibrating printers, cutting vinyl, and cutting magnets by hand. All. Day. Long.
Thatโs it. Just us. No team. No interns. No stock photos of smiling people. So if weโre slow to reply, now you know.
THE FROG MUSTARD PROMISE
We donโt just print stickersโwe test the hell out of them. Sun, rain, car washes, long road trips and accidental life choices: everything gets inspected. Printed in-house on commercial-grade vinyl and cut by hand, our stickers and magnets are built to lastโweatherproof, UV-proof, beer-proof. If it wonโt hold up, it doesnโt ship. Period.
