Marcus
Description
🪱 Funny Bumper Sticker – ROBERT HELP (Marcus the Worm Edition)
Channel Marcus the Worm energy with this “ROBERT HELP” funny bumper sticker. Perfect for Marcus fans & unhinged drivers everywhere.
There are few moments in digital history more unhinged than when a screaming pink worm in VRChat yells,
“ROBERT HELP!yun
And now, that immortal cry lives forever on your bumper.
🎮 The Lore: Marcus Needs Help
If you know, you know.
Marcus the Worm is the star of a chaotic VRChat saga: a squishy worm man stumbling through virtual worlds, yelling for Robert — his mysterious savior / handler / unpaid therapist.
Fans of Jerma985 and his VRChat streams know that “ROBERT HELP” is more than a line — it’s a lifestyle. It’s the sound of a man (worm?) in over his head, flopping his way through life, physics, and the American highway system.
This funny sticker immortalizes that perfect energy. It tells everyone behind you in traffic:
“Yes, I, too, am spiritually Marcus.”
💀 For the Unhinged and the Chronically Online
This isn’t a sticker for normal people.
This is for the gamers, the Jerma heads, the VRChat goblins, the people who say “help” unironically while dropping their Baja Blast.
Put it on your car, your PC tower, your fridge — wherever you need a reminder that even if you’re barely holding it together, Marcus would be proud.
🧲 Funny Sticker vs. Car Magnet Showdown
Sticker Version
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Printed on thick, glossy vinyl
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Weatherproof, waterproof, and unkillable (like Marcus himself)
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Permanently bonds to your vehicle, emotional damage optional
Car Magnet Version
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Same chaotic design, zero commitment
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Easily removable for when your mom borrows the car
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30 mil industrial magnet — stays on through rain, wind, and emotional turbulence
Both versions are built with Frog Mustard’s signature quality — and the same chaos that fuels Marcus’s every wormy movement.
🌧️ Weatherproof Sticker Built for Disaster and Jerma Fans Alike
We print each weatherproof sticker on premium outdoor vinyl and laminate it with UV protection.
That means it won’t fade, peel, or scream “ROBERT HELP” as it slides off your bumper in the rain.
You can stick it to your car, laptop, cooler, or emotional support console — Marcus will stay crisp and chaotic through every storm.
🧠 Why “ROBERT HELP” Belongs on Your Car
Because your bumper deserves better than “Baby on Board.”
Because every honk, every traffic jam, every red light is another chance to let the world know:
You, too, are one wrong physics bug away from yelling for Robert.
It’s the perfect funny bumper sticker for people who live online, laugh at cursed humor, and quote Jerma streams like scripture.
🐸 Made by Frog Mustard – Experts in Vehicular Unhinged Energy
We specialize in stickers that make strangers stare.
Frog Mustard stickers are made with:
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Industrial-grade vinyl
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Hilariously questionable intent
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The blessing of Marcus the Worm (probably)
Every sticker is printed in-house, weather-tested, and sent out lovingly by people who absolutely should not have this much power over the roads.
🧍♂️ A Spiritual Experience (Probably Not FDA Approved)
Owning this sticker is like joining a secret club of people who scream “ROBERT HELP” in traffic and giggle to themselves because they know.
Jerma985 would not condone this, but he also wouldn’t stop you.
⚙️ Specs & Care Tips
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Size: 8.5″ × 3″
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Material: Weatherproof vinyl or 30 mil magnet
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Finish: Glossy like Marcus in HD
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Application: Clean surface → Peel → Stick → Yell “ROBERT HELP” (optional but recommended)
🧩 Secondary Keywords in Action
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This funny bumper sticker brings the Marcus energy straight to your commute.
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Available as a car magnet for temporary chaos.
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Printed on vinyl sticker material for premium, long-lasting unhingedness.
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Fully weatherproof sticker, because Marcus doesn’t melt under pressure.
❓ FAQs
1. Is this funny bumper sticker safe for cars?
Yes — and it’s waterproof, sun-proof, and chaos-proof. Made for actual vehicles and actual Marcus fans.
2. Can I get it as a magnet instead of a sticker?
Absolutely! Choose the magnet option for easy removal and repositioning — because sometimes Robert doesn’t need to see everything.
3. Who is Marcus the Worm and why is he screaming?
Marcus is a VRChat worm creature brought to life by Jerma985, a streamer known for turning existential meltdowns into performance art. When Marcus screams “ROBERT HELP,” he’s asking for guidance, clarity, and maybe a turn signal lesson. This funny bumper sticker is your chance to join the cult of chaotic online beauty.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.