INNER CIRCLE
ONLY PAY FOR 2
For the people who know too much.
FROG MUSTARD HOLIDAY GIFT SHOP
GOOD GIFTS FOR WEIRD PEOPLE.
Your weird best friend. Your chronically online sibling. That coworker who's one HR complaint away from becoming a legend.
Find their vibe. Pick their gifts. Get every 3rd eligible item FREE.
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THE MORE WEIRDOS, THE BETTER.
Your group chat deserves presents. Unfortunately, they're also the reason you can't show anyone your phone. Luckily, every 3rd eligible item is FREE.
GROUP CHAT
ONLY PAY FOR 4
For everyone who enables your behavior.
EXTENDED FAMILY
ONLY PAY FOR 6
For the people who know your backstory.
FULL CONTACT LIST
ONLY PAY FOR 8
For everyone who's been exposed to your nonsense.
PICK YOUR FLAVOR OF WEIRDO
Everyone has that one friend. Unfortunately, you probably have six.
Find the person. Find the sticker. Become their favorite gift-giver.
NERDY WEIRDO
They have hobbies you don't understand and opinions about fictional universes you didn't ask for.
CAT-OBSESSED WEIRDO
Their cat is their entire personality.
Honestly? Respect.
CHRONICALLY ONLINE
Their screen time is concerning.
Their sense of humor is worse.
THE CHAOTIC DRIVER
Their driving is questionable.
Their bumper sticker should be too.
Gifts Under $10
Tiny gifts, tiny prices.
Big impact.
Gift Bundles
We already picked for you
WEIRD GIFTS UNDER $10
LITTLE GIFTS FOR LITTLE FREAKS.
Small stickers. Big personalities. All under $10, because being weird shouldn't be expensive.
Three $6 stickers? Just $12 with our Buy 2, Get 1 Free deal.
WINNING BUNDLES
CAN'T DECIDE? LET THE SWAMP CHOOSE.
We already grouped the weird stuff together so you don't have to. Less thinking. More gifting. Everyone wins (unfortunately).
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REVIEWS FROM THE SWAMP
I collect magnets for my fridge and randomly found Frog Mustard and their products. I am a certified sucker for fun and unusual names and the Frog Mustard humor perfectly fits my eclectic interests. I had a custom magnet idea with vague guidelines that Alyssa perfected in the first proof. The FM team are talented artists with quality products at fair prices. Working with FM was great and I highly recommend their services!
Absolutely amazing quality and came so fast! I’ve taken these babies through many car washes and camping trips and they’ve remained unscathed. POGGERS. 10/10 will buy more.
I love this company, my magnets stay on very well despite living in a very cold and snowy climate and they were the only company willing to make my custom “will stop for hidden valley ranch” magnet which was a must for my new car. 100/10 recommend and you should cover your car in their stuff too. I got three custom ones and three of their normal ones and I might just need to get more to put on the sides of my car too
Frog mustard bumper stickers CHANGED MY LIFE!!! Get a subscription you won’t be disappointed!!! It’s like my birthday EVERY MONTH!!! Cover every inch of your car in frog mustard like the cool kid you know you are B^)
These are some quality magnets with unhinged statements - great to slap on your friends or coworkers car when they aren’t looking. Definitely recommend
I’ve purchased from this website multiple times and I am always satisfied with my purchases. The quality of the stickers and magnets are good and last through all weather. They always arrive on time and are fully refundable. Great Company!!
Thanks Frog Mustard for providing me the perfect material to sh*tpost on the road.
Great bumper magnet! Not sure what to haul with this trailer anymore though…
The constant desire to order more of these is likely to ruin my credit. High quality, obviously insane and hilarious, and the best company for customer service. Buy all the stickers!!!
Love it, matches my aesthetic on my car perfectly
Very nice product with some shipping issues, but that isn't related to the product/shop :)
super happy with it! i put it on my car as quickly as i could!
I'm so glad I got this for my friends birthday. He just recently got rid of his old Kia soul so it's literally perfect.
So only putting a slightly low score on shipping because I think it could be packaged differently than an envelope because USPS apparently has massive issues with this.
My first order says it was delivered but I never received (along with another package from a different etsy seller.) This seller was great and worked with me to get a new one sent out. The replacement had the same non-USPS tracking as the original and it said it was stuck in Seattle for about a week. It finally arrived to me in a shredded envelope and a USPS bag that said 'sorry for damaging your property' blah blah.
So maybe a thicker envelope is needed for the magnets or a different shipping company apart from USPS.
Otherwise very happy with the seller and my purchase!
My car gets frequent police attention as is so I figured I'd give them something to look at. I'm not sure the cops are pleased but I am and that's all that matters.
Now I can let everyone know that I will cut them off because the devil is driving my lean green machine.
I've never hit buy so fast! Love the magnet.
On time and as advertised. Fair price for the item. I'm happy with it.
this is the best bumper magnet i've ever seen, it is my pride and joy, my prized possession. i've only had it on my car for a week and i've already seen people laughing and taking pictures while in traffic. if anything were to happen to this sticker i would sell my actual soul to the kia devil.
Sticker arrived in perfect condition! Thank you so much!
It's a very good gift! Good quality and great delivery! 10/10 will get something again!!
had an issue with shipping, but the owner was very quick to respond and send me a replacement. got it as a gift for my friend and he thought it was hilarious.