RFK Sticker – "RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp" Weatherproof Vinyl Decal

🔥 THE MOST UNHINGED RFK STICKER YOU’LL EVER OWN. 🔥

You’re looking at a one-of-a-kind RFK sticker that’s built to start conversations, confuse the masses, and turn your ride, laptop, or water bottle into a conspiracy theory magnet. The "RFK Sent Me to Fat Camp" sticker is here to disrupt the status quo—whether RFK actually sent you or not.

This weatherproof vinyl decal is designed for maximum durability, meaning it laughs in the face of rain, sun, and road rage. Whether you slap it on a bumper, laptop, or even your fridge, it’s here to stay—just like the confused expressions on people’s faces when they read it.

WHY YOU NEED THIS RFK STICKER IN YOUR LIFE:

✅ Weatherproof Vinyl That Won’t Quit – Sun? Rain? Car washes? Not a problem. This sticker stays bold and crispy through it all.
✅ Guaranteed to Start Conversations – You WILL get asked about this. Be ready.
✅ No Sticky Residue, Just Chaos – Peels off clean if you ever decide you’ve caused enough confusion.
✅ Made for Cars, Laptops, Water Bottles & More – Wherever you put it, it demands attention.

You’re not just buying a sticker—you’re investing in people’s confusion. This is a high-risk, high-reward sticker, and only the bold will understand its power.

WHERE TO SLAP THIS STICKER FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT:

🚗 Car Bumpers – Confuse drivers. Make people at stoplights question everything.
💻 Laptops & Tablets – Become the enigma of your coffee shop.
🧃 Water Bottles & Coolers – Stay hydrated AND mysterious.
📓 Notebooks & Lockers – A perfect way to keep people from borrowing your stuff.

This RFK sticker thrives in high-visibility areas, meaning wherever you place it, someone will demand an explanation.

THE PERFECT STICKER FOR FANS OF UNHINGED CHAOS

🎁 Great Gift for Political Satire Fans – If they love bizarre humor, they’ll love this.
🎁 Ideal for Sticker Collectors – Because their collection isn’t complete without total nonsense.
🎁 For People Who Live for the Confusion Factor – If you enjoy watching people’s brains short-circuit, this sticker is essential.

However, be warned—this sticker comes with responsibility. You might be asked to explain the joke, and whether you choose to is entirely up to you.

BUILT TO LAST – JUST LIKE THE QUESTIONS IT WILL CAUSE

✔️ Waterproof & Weatherproof – This sticker holds up against the elements like a champ.
✔️ UV-Resistant – No fading, no cracking, no weak energy.
✔️ Strong Adhesive, No Residue – Slaps on strong, but removes clean if needed.
✔️ High-Contrast, Bold Design – This sticker refuses to go unnoticed.

Once it’s on, it’s ON. You won’t have to worry about it peeling, fading, or backing down from its mission to confuse.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a cultural event. Slap it on, sit back, and let the confusion unfold. Whether you’re here for the shock factor, the inside joke, or just because you love premium-quality, weatherproof stickers, you won’t regret adding this to your collection.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – GRAB YOURS BEFORE IT’S GONE. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & LET THE WORLD WONDER WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.