Funny Capitalism Sticker – "Exploited by Capitalism but Still Cute" (Square Cat Edition) Vinyl Decal

Life under capitalism? Not great. But your ability to stay adorable despite everything? Unmatched. This version of the classic "Exploited by Capitalism but Still Cute" sticker comes in a neat square shape and features a ridiculously cute cat—because if anyone understands working hard for crumbs, it's cats. You need this funny capitalism sticker.

This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal is the perfect blend of dark humor, economic struggle, and feline energy. Whether you slap it on your laptop, water bottle, car, or anywhere else that needs a reminder that the grind never stops, it’s guaranteed to get laughs, empathy, and at least one coworker saying, “Wow, mood.”

Because no matter how exhausted you are, you—and this cat—are still making it work.

Why You Need This Funny Capitalism Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, rent hikes, and existential dread.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So even your overworked coworkers can read it.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure relatable energy.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From laughter to tired nods of agreement.

This funny capitalism sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a mood.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

💻 Laptop or Tablet – For those long, soul-sucking work meetings.
🚗 Car Bumper or Window – Because even traffic can’t stop the struggle.
🥤 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay tired, stay cute.
📖 Notebook or Planner – For tracking your daily descent into burnout.
🚪 Fridge, Office Door, or Public Bulletin Board – Spread the message far and wide.

Wherever it goes, this sticker is a sign that you’re making it work (kind of).

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 More people instantly relating to your struggle.
🚨 At least one person asking where they can get one.
🚨 Friends sending you anti-capitalist cat memes forever.
🚨 A bittersweet laugh every time you see it.
🚨 An unshakable bond between you and this overworked cat.

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it understands.

The Perfect Gift for Burnt-Out Workers & Cat Lovers

🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Dark Humor – An instant classic.
🎁 For Friends Who Work Too Hard for Too Little – They NEED this.
🎁 For Anyone Who Loves Cats but Hates the Grind – It’s their whole personality.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your laptop deserves peak exhaustion energy.

This funny capitalism sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s painfully relatable.

Built to Last – Just Like Your Unpaid Overtime

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, corporate nonsense, and economic uncertainty.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just lasting feline resilience.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just for fun—it’s a personal protest.

Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Maximum cuteness. Zero fair wages.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when your next paycheck disappears.
🚨 Your laptop, water bottle, and exhausted soul deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE CAPITALISM TAKES EVEN THIS FROM YOU. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & LET THIS CAT REPRESENT YOUR STRUGGLE.

BECAUSE EVEN CATS AREN’T IMMUNE TO THE STRUGGLE.

This sticker isn’t just about humans trying to survive capitalism. It’s also for every cat that works overtime as an unpaid emotional support specialist. They put in the hours, provide the stress relief, demand treats, and still somehow get the short end of the deal.

Like you, this cat knows exhaustion—but makes it look good. Whether you’re hustling for survival, dealing with unreasonable deadlines, or simply trying to maintain some level of work-life balance, this sticker is here to remind you: at least you’re cute while doing it.

And if nothing else? It’s a hilarious way to connect with every tired person you meet.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE CAT UNIONIZES. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & REPRESENT THE STRUGGLE IN STYLE.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.