John Pork Meme Sticker – "Have You Seen This Man?" Vinyl Decal & Magnet

The Internet's Favorite Pig-Man Is Missing... and It’s Your Duty to Warn the Streets

If you know, you know. And if you don’t? You’re about to. John Pork—half man, half pig, full meme icon—has been sighted across dashboards, bumpers, and water bottles thanks to this glorious John Pork meme sticker.

This 8.5" x 2.5" vinyl decal or 20mm magnet features the legendary phrase: "Have You Seen This Man?" paired with that unsettlingly iconic face. Whether you want to start conversations, confuse strangers, or raise awareness for the most mysterious swine in meme history, this sticker is for you.

This is commercially printed chaos made for meme lords, car clowns, and digital detectives. Perfectly weatherproof. Lovingly unhinged. Limited edition.

Why You Need This John Pork Meme Sticker

• 8.5" x 2.5" dimensions – Perfectly sized for maximum exposure without blocking your license plate (unless you're bold).

• Available in sticker or magnet form – Commitment optional, hilarity guaranteed.

• Commercial-grade print quality – That porky mug has never looked crisper.

• UV-resistant & waterproof – Made to survive rain, shine, and internet controversy.

• Made by a small biz – No bots, just brains and memes.

• Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – So you can spread the legend.

Who Is This For?

🐷 Meme fanatics who speak fluent absurdity
🚗 Drivers who like their stickers weird and unexplainable
🤖 People who can’t stop laughing at hyper-specific internet lore
🚩 Sticker collectors who want the viral moment
🚫 Anyone who thinks pigs can’t be meme icons (you’re wrong)

If your friends have ever texted you "John Pork is calling," and you ANSWERED, this sticker belongs to you.

Vinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Chaos Delivery System

Vinyl Decal:

• Sticks to cars, laptops, fridges, or your local sheriff's bulletin board.

• Permanent enough to confuse everyone at Target.

• Weatherproof. Judge-proof. Pork-proof.

Magnet:

• 20mm thick magnet backing that holds on like internet obsession.

• Slap it on your car, fridge, locker, or toolbox.

• Removes easily, but the memory of John Pork? Eternal.

Where to Slap This John Pork Meme Sticker

🚗 Car bumper – Make traffic weird again.
💻 Laptop cover – Turn your device into a meme mystery machine.
🏠 Fridge – Make snack time surreal.
🛋 Locker – Warn the hallways.
📄 Notebook – Document your sightings.
🏛️ Bathroom mirror – Start your day with existential dread.

Put one at your office desk and watch the productivity disappear. Place it in the wild and see how long it takes before someone snaps a photo and posts, "He’s real." Use it as your car's personality. Better yet, let it become your personality. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a lifestyle of embracing the absurd.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Built Like Legends

🚫 No fading, peeling, or cracking.
🚫 No flimsy magnets that fall off.
🚫 No boring, overused designs.

This is original absurdity, made with care and cursed energy. If you value bizarre brilliance, you’ve found the sticker of your dreams (or nightmares).

Real Reviews from People Who May or May Not Be John Pork

🔥 "Slapped it on my bumper and now my neighbors avoid me. Love it."
🔥 "Nobody at work understands this. That’s why it’s perfect."
🔥 "My grandma asked if this was a real missing person poster. She cried. 10/10."

Other Ways to Use This Sticker

• Gift it to the most internet-poisoned person you know.

• Leave it on a lamppost with zero explanation.

• Hide it in a library book on geography.

• Decorate your houseplant and call it art.

• Start a conspiracy. Why not?

Host a John Pork sighting party. Hang them in your hometown like wanted posters. Turn it into a scavenger hunt. The applications are as limitless as the meme itself. Some stickers are cool, but this one demands interaction. People will stop. They will squint. They might even call someone. That’s the kind of sticker this is: the stuff of chaotic legend.

Don’t Let the Legend Fade

If John Pork can be everywhere, he can be on your bumper too.

This is more than a sticker. It’s a public service announcement. A viral relic. A pig-headed cultural reset.

🚨 Order now and keep the Pork sighting alive. Limited stock. Unlimited weirdness. 🚨

Shop All

Follow us on Instagram

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.