Possum Fairy Die Cut Stickers 3 -Pack

Possum Fairy Die Cut Sticker – The Funniest Possum Bumper Sticker for Maximum Unhinged Energy

The Possum Fairy Die Cut Sticker is for those who understand that chaos is a lifestyle, believe that trash pandas deserve reverence, and know that sometimes, you just have to scuttle across the road at 3 AM with zero regard for personal safety. It’s not just a bumper sticker—it’s a supernatural phenomenon, a cryptid sighting, and a warning that wherever this sticker is placed, pure nonsense will follow.

Some creatures are majestic. Some creatures live in harmony with nature. But the fairy? It exists purely to disrupt, thrive in the garbage, and deliver blessings of unhinged energy upon those who embrace the night.

Slap this high-quality die-cut vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto the nearest trash can (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

✨ If you see glowing eyes in the dark, consider yourself blessed.
🦝 Trash is temporary. The possum fairy is forever.
🔥 This sticker is waterproof, but possum logic isn’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… what is a possum fairy?” Just stare into the distance and whisper, ‘You’ll see.’

Why This Possum Bumper Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A Tribute to the Internet’s Favorite Chaos Gremlin – Possums deserve their own mythology.
✅ Die-Cut for Maximum Possum Energy – Shaped to perfection, just like nature intended.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and possum-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, coolers, dumpsters, moonlit highways.
✅ A Certified Possum Bumper Sticker – Because road possums need representation.

Where to Stick This Possum Fairy Sticker for Maximum Power

🦝 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know this vehicle is protected by the possum spirits.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re deep-diving into possum memes at 2 AM.
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay feral.
🔥 Your Friend’s Car Who Loves Cryptids and Chaos – They need this.
📦 Your Trash Can (So the Possum Fairy Feels Welcome) – Offerings are appreciated.

Why Possums Are the Best Animals on Earth

Most creatures:

🌳 Live in nature peacefully.
🦊 Are considered cute and fluffy.
🐾 Have survival instincts.

Possums?

🔥 Scream as a defense mechanism.
💀 Play dead instead of dealing with problems.
🗑 Would rather eat garbage than hunt.

This possum bumper sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a lifestyle statement.

Who Needs This Possum Bumper Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Chaotic Energy – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 Possum Enthusiasts Who Understand the Magic – The possum fairy chooses its followers wisely.
🔥 That One Friend Who Exists Purely on Vibes and Bad Decisions – You know exactly who they are.
🔥 Anyone Who Feels Spiritually Aligned with Night Creatures – If you see a possum, you smile.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers React to Absolute Nonsense – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Trash Gremlin Energy

🔥 Size: Die-cut perfection. Just the right amount of feral.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and impervious to roadkill curses.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even the possum fairy deserves to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, road trips, and late-night scavenging.

Why You Need This Possum Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like bills.

OR…

You could be fully embracing the possum fairy lifestyle, making strangers in traffic reconsider their existence, and ensuring that everyone around you understands that you are protected by the sacred forces of nighttime chaos.

The Possum Fairy Die Cut Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a declaration, a talisman, and an open invitation for cryptids and trash goblins alike to bless your existence.

And if someone asks, “Is this sticker a joke?” Just shake your head and say, ‘Possibly. Possibly not.’

How to Become a Certified Possum Fairy Enthusiast in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the possum fairy doesn’t wait.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and infused with chaotic energy.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike the possum who stops in the middle of the road to contemplate life.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then wait for the magic to happen.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.