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🚨 WARNING: These Bumper Stickers & Magnets May Cause Laughing Fits in Traffic 🚨

Welcome to Frog Mustard — home of the most unhinged, unapologetically weird, and weatherproof bumper stickers and magnets this side of the internet. Over 50,000 sold, 7,000+ 5-star reviews, featured in the New York Times, and available in 70+ retail stores across the U.S., including most Zumiez locations.

🐸 Product Specs:
Size: Most rectangular stickers/magnets are approx. 8.5” x 2.5”. (Sizing may vary slightly due to the handmade nature of our process. Mockups are just for vibes — they aren’t to scale.)

Material: Premium, all-weather vinyl that slaps — literally. Waterproof, car wash safe, fade-proof, smudge-proof, and apocalypse-resistant.

Magnets: Standard magnets are crafted with 20 mil thickness for flexibility and hold. Want an upgrade? We offer 30 mil thick magnets on our website — highly recommended for cold climates or if your car gets bullied by the wind.

Die-cut designs? Check the listing titles for accurate sizing or message us with questions!

⚠️ Magnet Warning:
Not all bumpers are created equal. Some newer cars (especially aluminum ones) won’t hold magnets — test your car with a fridge magnet first! Apply magnets only to clean, dry, magnetic surfaces.

🔥 Application Tips:
Stickers:

Clean surface (alcohol/water works).

Peel ‘n slap.

Press from center out. Smooth like you mean it.
Magnets:
Stick ‘em on. Re-stick. Take ‘em off for car washes or extreme temps. Air bubbles? Totally normal — they'll settle in heat or with a quick blast from a hair dryer.

🧼 Minor Disclaimers:
Bubbling, slight material inconsistencies, and human error can happen.

Magnets and stickers are handmade. Variations in cut or finish are normal and won’t affect use.

Problems? Shoot us a message. We always make it right.

📬 Email us anytime at hello@frogmustardstickers.com.

🎁 Beyond Etsy:
🚗 Monthly Subscriptions – Get surprise Frog Mustard goods delivered to your cave every month.
🌍 Sticker Design Contest – Submit your deranged ideas via our site. Winner gets a free sticker or magnet + internet glory.
🎉 Giveaways – Follow us on socials @frogmustardstickers for frequent chaos and free stuff.

🐸 Why Frog Mustard?
Because the world needs fewer “live laugh love” signs and more “My Cat Is a Federal Informant” energy.
We’re a small, weird Washington-based team making funny, high-quality chaos for your car. Join the sticker cult.

🛒 More chaos at frogmustardstickers.com
🎥 TikTok, IG, Pinterest: @frogmustardstickers
🐦 Twitter/X: @frog_mustard

Tags:
Funny Bumper Sticker, Weird Car Magnet, Unhinged Vinyl Decal, Frog Mustard Stickers, Cool Car Accessories, Gag Gift, Weird Gifts for Friends, Stickers for Boyfriends, Funny Road Rage Sticker, Honk if You’re Horny, Sarcastic Car Magnet, Pit Viper Energy Merch

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.