🐸 How a Broken Shoulder (and a Medical Bill) Launched the Funniest Bumper Sticker Shop on the Internet (In Our Opinion)

🐸 How a Broken Shoulder (and a Medical Bill) Launched the Funniest Bumper Sticker Shop on the Internet (In Our Opinion)

What do you get when your fiancé breaks his shoulder on his first mountain biking trip, urgent care underquotes you by $10,000, and the ER tells you to "wait it out"? Apparently: a wildly successful sticker business. Here's how Frog Mustard was born from medical debt, a random name generator, and our unhinged need to make strangers laugh in traffic.

Alyssa Walker
Funny Bumper Stickers

Frog Mustard Stickers, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get You Out of a Ticket

Which funny bumper stickers might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)

Alyssa Walker
custom stickers

Frog Mustard’s Bulk Custom Builder is Here – Let’s Get Weird

The floodgates are open and chaos is fully sanctioned. Our Bulk Custom Builder is officially LIVE, and it’s here to turn your weirdest, boldest, most unhinged ideas into real, premium weatherproof stickers and magnets—whether you need just one… or enough to plaster a fleet of trucks.

Alyssa Walker
The Weirdest Customer Requests We’ve Ever Gotten (And the Time Buc-ee’s Corporate Came for Us)

The Weirdest Customer Requests We’ve Ever Gotten (And the Time Buc-ee’s Corporate Came for Us)

Ever wonder what kind of insane custom sticker requests we get? From unhinged bumper stickers to corporate showdowns, this post dives into the wildest sticker request we ever received—the infamous 'I Got My Ass Ate in the Buc-ee’s Bathroom' sticker. What started as a joke turned into an unexpected legal battle when Buc-ee’s corporate came knocking. Read on for the full story and find out how our monthly Frog Mustard Sticker Stars contest lets you submit your own hilariously bad ideas!

Alyssa Walker
Are Funny Stickers Legal? The Truth About Free Speech on Your Ride

Are Bumper Stickers Legal? The Truth About Free Speech on Your Ride

Bumper stickers are everywhere. Whether it’s a funny bumper sticker that makes you laugh at a red light, a coexist bumper sticker that calls for unity, or a custom-made bumper sticker shouting your most unhinged opinions into the void, one thing is certain: people have a lot to say, and they’re saying it on their cars.

Alyssa Walker
The Truth About Temu, TikTok Shop, and AliExpress: Why Buying Super Cheap Hurts Artists & Small Businesses

The Truth About Temu, TikTok Shop, and AliExpress: Why Buying Super Cheap Hurts Artists & Small Businesses

If you’re buying from Temu, AliExpress, or TikTok Shop, let’s be real—you’re getting the worst quality bumper stickers imaginable while also supporting stolen artwork, unethical labor, and environmental waste.

Alyssa Walker
The Truth About Making Bumper Stickers: What We Wish We Knew Before We Started

The Truth About Making Bumper Stickers: What We Wish We Knew Before We Started

If you’ve ever bought a funny car sticker that looked great at first but turned into a sad, cracked mess in a month, you already know: not all bumper stickers are made the same.

Alyssa Walker
The Ultimate Guide to Vinyl Stickers: How to Apply, Remove, and Customize

The Ultimate Guide to Vinyl Stickers: How to Apply, Remove, and Customize

If you love funny bumper stickers or want to add a bit of personality to your car, laptop, or water bottle, vinyl stickers are the way to go! At Frog Mustard, we specialize in weatherproof, high-quality vinyl stickers and magnets designed to withstand whatever life (or the road) throws at them. Whether you’re looking for funny decals to make fellow drivers laugh or custom designs that are uniquely yours, we’ve got you covered.

Alyssa Walker
Frog Mustard Valentines Day Deals are LIVE!

Frog Mustard Valentines Day Deals are LIVE!

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and Frog Mustard is bringing the sass with a sitewide Buy 1, Get 1 Free deal, plus a bunch of exciting new, customizable products that’ll have your loved ones (and exes) laughing all the way through the season of love. Whether you’re looking to spoil your special someone, keep your ex at arm’s length, or just add some humor to your life, we’ve got something for everyone. Here’s what’s in store for you this Valentine’s Day!

Alyssa Walker
We Made the New York Times! Huge Thanks to You!

We Made the New York Times! Huge Thanks to You!

We're still pinching ourselves here at Frog Mustard HQ! This past week, our little sticker company was featured in a fantastic article in the New York Times about the resurgence of bumper stickers and the role of viral memes in their comeback. You can check out the piece here: link to NYT article

Alyssa Walker
FM News: New Designs, New Stores, and Big Announcements – Frog Mustard is Growing!

FM News: New Designs, New Stores, and Big Announcements – Frog Mustard is Growing!

We’re excited to share some huge updates with you from Frog Mustard, your go-to source for hilarious, weatherproof stickers and magnets! Our team has been working hard on new designs, expanding our wholesale reach, and getting ready for some upcoming events that you won’t want to miss. Read on for all the exciting details!

Alyssa Walker