WARNING: WOMAN DRIVER – The Ultimate Woman Sticker 🚗💅

YES, A WOMAN IS BEHIND THE WHEEL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of fragile egos like a woman confidently operating a motor vehicle. If you’ve ever been side-eyed at a red light, tailgated just for existing, or had some dude mansplain merging to you, this Woman Sticker is your ultimate defense mechanism.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning, a flex, and a social experiment all in one.

THIS WOMAN STICKER IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚗💅

This isn’t for the weak. Slap this sticker on your car and watch fragile masculinity crumble in real-time.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than your patience for unsolicited driving advice. 💅🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike the men in your DMs. ☀️🌊
✅ Bold, unapologetic design – So there’s no confusion: YES, a woman is driving.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than bad driving stereotypes.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you want to give them false hope (but you won’t). 😎

WHERE TO DISPLAY YOUR DRIVING DOMINANCE:

• 🚗 Your car – Because people need to mentally prepare.

• 💻 Laptop – A warning for anyone who questions your competence.

• 🎒 Backpack – So you can radiate 🚺 energy everywhere.

• 🏡 Fridge – A reminder to ignore unsolicited opinions.

• 📢 Anywhere that needs more female-driven chaos.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN DRIVERS 🚨

📢 Statistically, women cause fewer accidents. (Oops.)
📢 Parallel parking? Handled.
📢 You’re actually just mad because we’re better at it.

WHO NEEDS THIS WOMAN STICKER?

• 🚺 Women who drive like they own the road (because they do).

• 🤬 Anyone tired of the ‘woman driver’ stereotype.

• 😂 Drivers who enjoy making insecure men uncomfortable.

• 🚗 Sticker collectors who love chaos and empowerment.

• 💅 Anyone who has ever been aggressively tailgated for no reason.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Size: Approx. 5.5” x 2”
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum visibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than outdated gender norms

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. PROCEED WITH RESPECT.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were making a statement. Get your Woman Sticker now and let the world know: YES, A WOMAN IS DRIVING. AND SHE’S DOING IT BETTER THAN YOU. 🚗💅

YES, I’M DRIVING. YES, IT’S LEGAL. YES, I’M BETTER AT IT.

Imagine this: You’re at a stoplight. Some dude in a lifted truck is staring at you like it’s the 1800s and he just saw a woman operate a horse for the first time.

🚗 Him: “Wow, a woman driver?”
💅 You: “Yeah, and I can reverse park better than you ever will.”

It’s a lifestyle, not a choice. And this sticker helps prepare everyone around you for the sheer level of confidence, precision, and absolute domination you bring to the road.

THE REALITY OF DRIVING WHILE FEMALE

📢 “Women are bad drivers.” – Statistically false, try again.
📢 “You probably can’t even park.” – Want to bet?
📢 “What’s that sticker for?” – It’s to keep you in check.

HOW TO USE THIS STICKER FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT

• Slap it on your car. Let tailgaters know who they’re dealing with.

• Gift it to a female friend. They’ll feel instantly more powerful.

• Laugh every time a dude sees it and suddenly drives worse out of spite.

🚗 Honk if you’ve ever been underestimated behind the wheel.
💅 If you don’t get the joke, you’re probably part of the problem.
😂 If you read this far, this sticker was made for you.

BREAKING: WOMEN CAN, IN FACT, DRIVE.

🚦 Breaking news: Women have been legally driving since 1893.
💅 Shocking update: They’ve been doing it better than expected.
🚗 Developing story: Some men still haven’t recovered from this information.

This sticker is more than a warning—it’s a statement. A declaration. A public service announcement for those still living in a pre-woman-driver era.

If you’ve ever been cut off, tailgated, or honked at just for existing as a woman behind the wheel, this sticker is for you. It’s time to reclaim the road.

Order now and let them know who’s really in charge.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.