I Stand for the Lesbian Flag Sticker – The Ultimate Sticker for Loud & Proud Visibility

The I Stand for the Lesbian Flag Sticker is for those who love women, support lesbian visibility, and are tired of people assuming “it’s just a phase.” It’s not just a sticker—it’s a statement, a middle finger to heteronormativity, and a way to let everyone know exactly where you stand (spoiler: it’s with the lesbians).

BOLD, BEAUTIFUL, AND DEFINITELY NOT STRAIGHT.

Some people stand for tradition. Some people stand for the national anthem. But you? You stand for something truly important—the lesbian flag.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or over any remaining traces of compulsory heterosexuality and let the world know:

🧡 Yes, I stand for the lesbian flag. No, I will not elaborate.
🤍 If you think I’m just going through a phase, you’re about 10 years too late.
💖 Loving women? Absolutely. Tolerating nonsense? Never.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you mean literally stand?” Just smirk and say, ‘However you want to interpret it.’

Why This Lesbian Flag Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Establishes Your Lesbian Pride – No confusion, just visibility.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Sapphic Energy – Big enough to be read, loud enough to be felt.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for the revolution.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, water bottles, protest signs, your ex-girlfriend’s emotional baggage.
✅ A Certified Lesbian Sticker – Because lesbian pride deserves its moment.

Where to Stick This Flag Sticker for Maximum Visibility

🧡 Your Car Bumper – So every driver behind you knows what’s up.
🤍 Your Laptop – For when you’re watching “Portrait of a Lady on Fire” for the 10th time.
💖 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay visible.
🧡 A Pride Parade Banner – Because lesbians belong at the front.
🤍 Your Friend’s Heteronormative Decor (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Lesbian Visibility Matters

Most people:

🔇 Think “lesbian” is a dirty word.
🤐 Assume all lesbians “just haven’t met the right guy.”
🫣 Forget that lesbian history is erased all the time.

You?

🧡 Know that lesbian representation is powerful.
🤍 Understand that being visible is part of the fight.
💖 Refuse to let sapphic identities be ignored or erased.

This flag sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a symbol of pride, resilience, and never shutting up about LGBTQ+ rights.

Who Needs This Lesbian Flag Sticker?

🔥 Lesbians Who Are Tired of Explaining Themselves – This sticker does the work for you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Corrects “Girlboss” to “Dyke Icon” Every Time – We love them.
🔥 Anyone Who Supports the Lesbian Community Unapologetically – Louder for the people in the back.
🔥 People Who Love Women & Want the World to Know – The best life choice.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Sapphic Representation

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make a statement.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for Pride.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because lesbian pride should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, ex-girlfriend drama, and awkward family dinners.

Why You Need This Lesbian Flag Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like paying rent.

OR…

You could be fully committing to lesbian visibility and making sure everyone knows exactly what you stand for.

The I Stand for the Lesbian Flag Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a conversation starter, and a reminder that lesbian pride isn’t just for Pride Month.

And if someone asks, “But why do you need a sticker for that?” Just stare at them and say, ‘Because we exist.’

How to Confuse Straight People in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because lesbian pride should be visible.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and full of sapphic energy.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your frustration with heteronormativity lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and enjoy the reactions.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.