JD Vance Meme Sticker – “I Eat Chapstick” Vinyl Decal & Magnet

JD Vance Said It. The Internet Never Forgot.

The JD Vance meme world just got better. If you love political satire and absurd humor, this sticker belongs in your life.

When a politician makes a ridiculous comment, the internet takes no prisoners. This "I Eat Chapstick" JD Vance sticker lets you carry the chaos everywhere.

Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and fridges. If you live for memes, grab this weatherproof vinyl decal or 20mm-backed magnet today!

🚨 Limited Edition – Once It’s Gone, It’s Gone! 🚨

Why This JD Vance Meme Sticker is a Must-Have

✔ 8.5” x 2.5” size – Big enough to be seen, small enough to fit anywhere.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Holds up against rain, sun, and bad political takes.
✔ 20mm magnetic backing option – Slaps onto any metal surface, easy to remove.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – Premium quality from a real human, not a faceless corporation.
✔ Bold, high-contrast design – Get instant laughs and confused stares.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because memes should be shared, not hoarded.

Who Needs This JD Vance Sticker?

✅ Meme collectors who love political humor.
✅ Drivers who enjoy trolling tailgaters.
✅ Laptop users who want instant reactions.
✅ Water bottle decorators who love a conversation starter.
✅ Office workers who need a passive-aggressive desk upgrade.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Weapon

Vinyl Decal Edition

• Weatherproof and UV-resistant – No fading, no peeling.
• Strong adhesive backing – Stays secure but removes cleanly when needed.
• Perfect for cars, laptops, notebooks, water bottles, and travel mugs.

Magnet Edition

• 20mm magnetic backing – Sticks strong but moves easily.
• Great for fridges, lockers, toolboxes, and even your car (if it's metal).
• Removable and reusable – Because opinions change, but memes last forever.

Where to Slap This JD Vance Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car bumper – Get people laughing at red lights.
💻 Laptop cover – Make Zoom calls more chaotic.
💦 Water bottle – Stay hydrated, stay hilarious.
🔧 Toolbox – A daily reminder that politics is ridiculous.
🍕 Fridge door – Goes great with leftover memes.
📬 Mailbox – Confuse the mail carrier, just for fun.

Why Our Stickers & Magnets Are Next-Level

🚫 No peeling, no fading.
🚫 No weak magnets.
🚫 No low-quality prints.

Every sticker and magnet is made with premium materials, printed professionally, and built to last.

This isn't cheap gas station sticker nonsense. This is Frog Mustard quality.

What People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Entertaining)

🔥 “This sticker made my laptop a meme machine.”
🔥 “I put this on my car. Immediate head turns at stoplights.”
🔥 “High-quality magnet, and my fridge now feels smarter.”

Extra Uses for This JD Vance Meme Sticker

🔥 Gift for a politically savvy friend – Best laugh for under $10.
🔥 Desk decor – Your boss won’t get it, but your coworkers will.
🔥 Notebook label – Because “Eat Chapstick” is a lifestyle.
🔥 Bathroom mirror – Daily motivation to never say something this dumb.
🔥 Surprise prank – Stick it on a friend’s stuff and wait.

How to Get This JD Vance Meme Sticker Before It’s Gone

🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Share the meme magic.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! – No extra fees, just good times.
🔥 Limited edition! – When they’re gone, they’re gone.

Meet the Small-Biz Bringing You the Best Stickers on the Internet

Hey, I’m Alyssa, the creator behind Frog Mustard, your favorite unhinged sticker company.

🚀 Over 20,000 stickers sold – Yes, people love weird stuff.
📦 Ships in 1-2 days – Because memes shouldn’t wait.
🎨 Unique, high-quality designs – No mass-market junk here.

Final Warning – Don’t Miss This Sticker

If you’re still here, you need this sticker.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.