Mystery Misprint Package 5-Pack (Up to 80% in Savings!)
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Mystery Misprint 5-Pack Bundle – The Ultimate Mystery Package of Perfectly Imperfect Stickers & Magnets
The Mystery Misprint 5-Pack Bundle is for those who love chaos, enjoy a good deal, and understand that a little imperfection only adds character. It’s not just a mystery package—it’s a second chance for stickers that didn’t make the cut, a redemption arc for minor misprints, and the best way to get premium, weatherproof vinyl at a ridiculous price.
📦 SLIGHTLY FLAWED. COMPLETELY HILARIOUS. UNDENIABLY A STEAL. 📦
Some people want flawless stickers. Some people need perfection. But you? You appreciate the little things in life—like a sticker that’s slightly off-center, a magnet with a tiny scratch, or a misprint that makes it even funnier.
Slap these perfectly imperfect stickers or magnets on your car, laptop, fridge, toolbox, or directly onto your friend’s stuff (for legal reasons, don’t) and embrace the randomness.
🎲 Will you get a sticker with a small scratch?
🎲 Will it be a slightly off-cut masterpiece?
🎲 Will it still be hilarious, durable, and absolutely worth it?
The answer is YES.
And if someone asks, “Why would you buy misprinted stickers?” Just smirk and say, ‘Because I’m built different.’
Why This Mystery Package is a Must-Have
✅ 5 Random Misprint Stickers or Magnets – Slightly flawed, 100% amazing.
✅ Massive Discount – Because perfection is overrated.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and misprint-resistant (mostly).
✅ Bumper Sticker or Magnet Option – Choose your flavor of chaos.
✅ A Certified Mystery Package – Because some stickers deserve a second chance.
Where to Stick These Misprint Stickers for Maximum Impact
🚗 Your Car Bumper – So everyone knows you live life on the edge.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘Do misprints increase in value?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unpredictable.
📦 Your Friend’s Car Who’s Too Picky About Stickers – Teach them the beauty of imperfection.
🔥 The Nearest Utility Pole (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
Why Misprints Deserve Love Too
Most people:
📦 Only buy things that are flawless.
🚫 Fear a sticker with a small scratch.
😬 Don’t understand that slight imperfections = character.
You?
🔥 Know that a small misprint doesn’t make a sticker any less hilarious.
🚗 Understand that life is too short to overthink a crooked cut.
🎁 Live for the thrill of mystery AND a great deal.
This mystery package isn’t just a budget-friendly option—it’s an opportunity to embrace imperfection and laugh about it.
Who Needs This Mystery Package?
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Unpredictability – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Like to Save Money on Stickers – Because why not?
🔥 That One Friend Who’s a Perfectionist – They need this lesson in letting go.
🔥 Anyone Who Loves a Good Surprise and a Great Deal – You know who you are.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Mystery Energy
🔥 Size: Each sticker/magnet is 8.5" x 3" – Standard size, slightly chaotic execution.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and durable despite its quirks.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even misprints deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, existential dread, and minor production flaws.
Why You Need This Mystery Package Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, predictable things like full-price stickers.
OR…
You could be getting five hilarious designs, laughing in the face of perfectionism, and scoring an unbeatable deal on premium vinyl.
The Mystery Misprint 5-Pack Bundle isn’t just a way to save money on stickers. It’s a commitment to chaos, an appreciation for flawed beauty, and an inside joke waiting to happen.
And if someone asks, “Why would you buy misprints?” Just whisper, ‘Because I get it.’
How to Embrace the Beauty of Imperfection in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because perfection is for cowards.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and aggressively budget-friendly.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, like a sticker that was almost cut straight.
4️⃣ Open It & Enjoy the Chaos – Then stick ‘em somewhere legendary.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.