She's Bwoken (He's Woke)

She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke) – Woke Sticker

Confusing. Loud. Emotionally Concerning. Just Like You.

Every once in a while, a woke sticker comes along that makes people stop, squint, and ask:
“...What the hell happened here?”

This is that sticker.

“She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke)” is not a political statement. It’s not even a coherent one. It’s a declaration of chaos. A 3AM tweet turned into vinyl. A breakup text you accidentally posted to your story.

Printed in bold, highway-readable text, this 8.5" x 2.5" sticker was made for one thing and one thing only: making other drivers deeply uncomfortable for reasons they can’t quite name. And that’s the dream, isn’t it?

Is It About Politics or Relationships? Yes.

This woke sticker doesn’t take sides—it takes emotional hostages.

“She’s Bwoken (He’s Woke)” could be about that relationship you’re definitely not over. Or the way your ex keeps reposting activist infographics while being emotionally unavailable. Or maybe it’s just about vibes.

There’s no one meaning here. And that’s what makes it powerful. You are the unreliable narrator of your own bumper.

Some interpretations include:

• He dumped her but he donates to mutual aid now

• She ghosted him after one ayahuasca retreat

• You’re both equally unwell and airing it out in traffic

• This is a metaphor for capitalism. Or horoscopes. You decide.

It’s like performance art, but meaner.

Why This Woke Sticker Slaps

• People will ask if you’re okay

• You can say “it’s a metaphor” and never explain

• It makes right-wingers AND astrology girls equally uncomfortable

• It’s cheaper than therapy and harder to ignore

Perfect for overthinkers, chronic subtweeters, sad-girl summer lifers, and people who’ve emotionally healed just enough to make it funny.

Specs for Emotional Durability

• Size: 8.5" wide x 2.5" tall

• Material: Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss – catches sunlight and bad decisions

• Sticker option: Permanent. Like your feelings.

• Magnet (20 mil): Removable. Like his values.

• Magnet upgrade (30 mil): Strong enough for cold climates. Unlike you.

We’re a small business. We don’t mass-produce feelings. But we do print them in bold fonts.

Where to Slap This Woke Sticker

• Back bumper (right next to the chipped paint from that "accident")

• Laptop (perfect for your local co-op)

• Rear windshield (ideal for ex-spotting in traffic)

• Hydro Flask (next to the “It’s okay to cry” sticker)

• Suitcase (so TSA knows you’re going through it)

• Therapy journal (do not recommend, but tempting)

Wherever it lands, this woke sticker speaks volumes without ever explaining a thing. Just like your ex.

Sticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Trauma Bond

Sticker Version

• Sticks forever

• Just like the time he “forgot” your birthday

Magnet (20 mil)

• Reusable

• For people still figuring out where they stand (emotionally, politically, geographically)

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• For colder climates and colder shoulders

P.S. Modern bumpers are often plastic—test with a magnet first or just commit to the vinyl.

Application Guide for the Spiritually Unstable

Sticker Instructions:

1. Clean the surface

2. Peel & apply with bold, possibly misguided confidence

3. Press firmly (like you wish he’d done emotionally)

4. Let cure for 24 hours before any more bad decisions

Magnet Instructions:

1. Clean, dry metal surface

2. Stick it on like it’s someone else’s problem

3. Remove & reapply as needed (like your coping mechanisms)

FAQs – Emotionally Charged Edition

Is this sticker waterproof?

Yes. Waterproof, weatherproof, and resistant to emotional accountability.

Will this start fights in traffic?

Maybe. But they won’t win. Because you’ve already won by turning your issues into décor.

Can I gift it?

Absolutely. For your chronically online friend, your messy cousin, your ex (anonymously), or yourself—because healing is a journey.

Final Thoughts From Your For-You Page

This is not just a woke sticker. It’s a red flag. A cry for help. A personal brand.

It’s the sticker version of saying “I’m fine” while typing in all lowercase. It’s messy, tragic, poetic, and hilarious. Just like you.

Whether you're laughing, crying, or both at the same time—this sticker belongs to you.

Buy it. Slap it. Bwoke it.
We promise not to ask questions. But everyone else will.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.