I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII

I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII – WWIII Meme Funny Sticker

Welcome to the modern existential crisis.
Your brain is melting. Your Slack won’t stop pinging. The Doomsday Clock is screaming. And HR still wants you to submit your goals in SMART format. That’s why we made this WWIII meme funny sticker:
“I Don’t Have Enough PTO for WWIII.”

Corporate Can’t Handle a Cold War, Let Alone a Hot One

You ever stare at a world-ending headline and go, “Damn. I got a 1:1 with Brad at 3”?

Because if the world’s gonna end, you might as well go out with no sick days, no therapy coverage, and a half-eaten yogurt in the breakroom fridge.

Why This WWIII Meme Hits So Hard

Let’s be real: every day feels like we’re one tweet away from nuclear fallout and still somehow behind on our Q3 deliverables.

This funny sticker was built for:

• Corporate girlypops with Google Alerts for "Iran"

• Guys who scream "LET’S GOOOO" every time the market crashes

• Queer anarchists using PTO for protests and emotional recovery

• Anyone who drafted their out-of-office message before the first missile hit

• Overthinkers with a 401(k) and a bunker wishlist

This isn’t a sticker. This is a cry for help delivered via bumper.

The Specs – Sturdy Enough to Survive a Mild Collapse

• Size: 8.5” x 2.5” – big enough to warn both sides

• Material: Thick, commercial-grade vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss like your sanity

• Sticker Version: Permanent like your corporate burnout

• Magnet (20 mil): Swappable when the nukes don’t land

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Weatherproof for climate collapse or Midwest winters

Hand-printed by an emotionally stable (citation needed) small business.

Where to Slap This Sticker (Besides The Pentagon)

• Your car’s bumper (if you still drive to work for some reason)

• Your company laptop

• The espresso machine you use as a coping mechanism

• Your desk nameplate (next to your “Live Laugh Leave Me Alone” mug)

• The war room (aka your group chat)

• That coworker’s back who keeps saying “Let’s circle back”

This WWIII meme funny sticker belongs anywhere productivity meets panic.

Sticker vs. Magnet – Pick Your Apocalypse Mode

Sticker (Permanent):

• For lifers who know the real war is unpaid overtime

Magnet (20 mil):

• Removable for people who might change bunkers

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil):

• Survives both thermonuclear conflict and TikTok bans

Plastic bumpers beware—magnets don’t stick to you. Try trunks, side panels, or inside your cubicle instead.

Instructions (Since No One Reads Manuals Anyway)

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface (optional, we’re all dying)

2. Peel and slap it like your last impulse decision

3. Smooth it down like a cold compress for the soul

4. Let it rest while you doomscroll on Threads

Magnet:

1. Throw it at metal

2. Say “that’s someone else’s problem”

3. Walk away into the fallout

Frequently Asked Fallout

Is this WWIII meme sticker waterproof?

Yup. Weather, nuclear ash, boss’s tears—it holds up.

Will people get it?

If they don’t, they’re not your people.

Can I buy this for my whole team?

Yes. Great for morale! Even better for resignation packages.

What if I run out of PTO during WWIII?

You already have. That’s the whole point.

Why This Funny Sticker Is Peak Modern Nihilism

Let’s face it: we’re out here trying to fill out HR paperwork while the world fills up with smoke. We’re planning happy hours and mutual aid in the same breath.

This WWIII meme is the battle cry of a generation that knows burnout and Armageddon are happening simultaneously.
It’s funny. It’s sad. It’s real.

And that’s what makes it stick.

Final Thoughts Before the Next Siren

You’ve worked through a pandemic. You’ve taken PTO just to cry. You’ve been in more Zoom calls than therapy sessions. And now you’re expected to show up to the office while missiles trend on Twitter?

Nah.

You slap this WWIII meme sticker on and make a statement:
“I’m not dying on company time.”

Add to cart. Add to your escape plan.
Either way—you earned it.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.