TELL YOUR POSSUM I SAID PSPSPS – The Ultimate Possum Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) 🦝🔊

Alright, listen up, nocturnal chaos goblins. You think possums don’t understand the power of PSPSPS? Wrong. Possums are the feral cousins of cats, and they too respond to the call of the wild PSPSPS. Now, with this Possum Sticker (Die-Cut Edition), you can ensure that every dumpster-diving, glowing-eyed gremlin in a five-mile radius gets the message loud and clear. Tell your possum I said PSPSPS. They’ll know what it means.

THIS POSSUM STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU SPEAK FLUENT TRASH BANDIT 🦝

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a summoning ritual. If you slap this on your laptop, car, or trash can, be warned: you may be swarmed by possums seeking the source of the PSPSPS. Side effects may include: chittering, unexpected visitors in your garage, and a sudden increase in adorable yet mildly concerning standoffs between you and a possum over the last slice of pizza.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – Tougher than a possum that just got hit by a car and walked it off. 🦝🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your neighbors, this won’t complain.☀️🌊
✅ Die-cut precision – Shaped for maximum visual impact.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than possums to bad life decisions.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally accept that you have become The Possum Whisperer. 😼

WHERE TO FLEX THIS POSSUM CALL SIGNAL:

• 🚗 Your car – Summon highway possums everywhere you go.

• 💻 Laptop – Let the world know you have truly embraced chaos.

• 🎒 Backpack – Just in case you need to attract a possum in an emergency.

• 🗑 Trash can lid – Helps maintain maximum possum communication efficiency.

• 🌲 Your backyard fence – Just so the local possum mafia never forgets.

🚨 THE POWER OF PSPSPS 🚨

This isn’t just a phrase. It’s a bridge between species. Humans think they run the world, but all it takes is one PSPSPS and suddenly, a possum is staring at you from the shadows, judging your every life decision. If you’re not regularly speaking PSPSPS into the void, are you even connected to the Possum Plane of Existence™?

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🦝 Possum lovers – Because PSPSPS is the language of all misunderstood creatures.

• 🚦 People who have ever encountered a possum at 2 AM – You know the look.

• 😹 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I have made peace with the trash gods.”

• 🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.

• 🐾 Crazy animal people who embrace the chaos – Because why not?

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Die-Cut Shape (Varies by Design)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum possum-attracting effectiveness
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than a possum playing dead at an awkward moment

TELL YOUR POSSUM I SAID PSPSPS. IT’S IMPORTANT.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were activating a hidden possum communication network. Get your Possum Sticker (Die-Cut Edition) now and make sure every nocturnal trash panda knows: the PSPSPS call is eternal. 🦝🔊

You ever see a possum just standing there, unblinking, staring into the void? What are they thinking? What do they know? Are they judging you? Probably.

Imagine: It’s 3 AM. You take out the trash. You hear a rustle. You freeze. You lock eyes with a possum. They stare. You stare. The moment stretches into eternity. Then—

“PSPSPS.”

The possum’s ears twitch. Their pupils dilate. They hesitate. Their instincts battle their wisdom. They want to resist. But they can’t. They shuffle closer. You have won.

This possum sticker is for those who understand the power of PSPSPS. It’s a call, a message, a universal truth that possums cannot ignore.

🚗 Honk all you want, my possum is answering the call.
🦝 PSPSPS is more powerful than Wi-Fi.
🔥 If you don’t PSPSPS at possums, do you even exist?

Order now and embrace the ancient possum summon.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

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All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

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