THE WOKE METEOR MADE MY SON GAY – The Ultimate Funny Political Sticker (Bumper Sticker Edition) ☄️🏳️‍🌈

Alright, conspiracy theorists and professional satirists, it’s time to embrace the greatest untold truth in history—the woke meteor wasn’t just a planet killer, it was a gay agenda payload from outer space. This Funny Political Sticker (Bumper Sticker Edition) is for those who know that satire is the highest form of political commentary and aren’t afraid to wear it proudly on their car, laptop, or government-issued doomsday bunker.

THIS FUNNY POLITICAL STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU’RE ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS 🚀

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a historical exposé. You could be debating planetary extinction and its connection to LGBTQ+ rights in casual conversation, but why not let this sticker do the work for you? If you slap this on your bumper, fridge, or tinfoil hat, be warned: you may trigger deep philosophical discussions at stoplights.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – More resilient than doomsday preppers. ☄️🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike the dinosaurs, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold design – Features chaotic energy that rivals the asteroid itself.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than historical inaccuracies on the internet.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when the lizard people start asking too many questions. 🦎

WHERE TO DISPLAY THIS MONUMENTAL DISCOVERY:

• 🚗 Your car – Educate traffic on the real reason for mass extinction.

• 💻 Laptop – So every coffee shop patron knows you’re ahead of the discourse.

• 🎒 Backpack – Because historical satire should always travel with you.

• 🏛 Government buildings – For legal reasons, this is a joke.

• 📖 Your conspiracy board – Right next to Bigfoot, chemtrails, and the moon landing.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH ABOUT THE WOKE METEOR 🚨

This sticker isn’t just about humor—it’s about reclaiming the narrative. If you ever wondered how one meteor managed to destroy the dinosaurs AND turn frogs gay, it’s time to wake up. Coincidence? We think not.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• ☄️ People who love conspiracy satire – Because humor is the best weapon.

• 🏛 Political chaos gremlins – If you like making people think twice, this is for you.

• 😂 Anyone who loves absurd humor – This sticker screams “I embrace both nonsense and logic.”

• 🚗 Drivers who want to confuse everyone behind them – Mission accomplished.

• 🏳️‍🌈 Queer theorists and allies – Because nothing says equality like a flaming space rock.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 Bumper Sticker Edition (8.5” x 3”)
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum conspiratorial excellence
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than history sticks to unreliable narrators

THE WOKE METEOR MADE MY SON GAY. LOOK IT UP.

You thought you were just buying a sticker. Turns out, you were joining the most important satirical movement of our time. Get your Funny Political Sticker (Bumper Sticker Edition) now and make sure everyone knows: history is written by the survivors, and we have questions. ☄️🏳️‍🌈

You ever look at a mass extinction event and think, “Something’s not adding up”? Yeah. Same.

Imagine: It’s 65 million years ago. The dinosaurs are vibing. They’re thriving. And then—

BOOM.

A meteor the size of Texas slams into the Earth. Dust clouds rise. Fire spreads. Velociraptors start questioning their identity.

Coincidence? Absolutely not.

This sticker is for those who dare to question history. What if the meteor wasn’t just destruction, but transformation? What if it was a celestial awakening? What if dinosaurs were the first to realize the power of self-expression?

🚗 Honk all you want, but the evidence is there.
☄️ This sticker is scientifically 100% not peer-reviewed.
🔥 If a space rock can be woke, so can you.

Order now and join the movement before the next meteor hits.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

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-We ship worldwide
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Mockups:
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– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

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