This Car Is Controlled by the Deep State – Political Sticker

Not Paranoid. Just Early.

Why settle for a normal car decal when you could let the government know you’re onto them? Introducing the only political sticker brave enough to say what your aluminum foil hat’s been screaming since 2009:

“This Car Is Controlled by the Deep State.”

Printed on 8.5" x 2.5" of premium-grade chaos, this sticker is your one-way ticket to letting every tailgater, highway cop, and passing pedestrian know that you don’t trust anything—and you’re proud of it.

Perfect for drivers who think fluoride is a war crime and who refer to traffic cameras as “surveillance nodes.”

What Even Is the Deep State?

Great question. No one knows. But we’re pretty sure it’s real.

Could be a cabal. Could be lizard people. Could be your HOA president and that one weird squirrel who always stares at your window. Whatever it is, it’s definitely involved in managing your Bluetooth and turning your check engine light on.

This sticker doesn’t explain anything—it just accuses.

Who’s This Political Sticker For?

• People with five VPNs and one working headlight

• Dads who yell “this is all planned” at the TV

• Anyone who’s said the phrase “false flag” at least once

• Drivers who brake check Teslas on purpose

• Patriots, anarchists, and Reddit mods

• You. Probably.

Whether you're left, right, or completely off-grid, this sticker transcends party lines and common sense.

Product Details – Built to Survive the Illuminati

• Size: 8.5” x 2.5”

• Material: Commercial-grade, weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss – reflective enough to distract drones

• Sticker Version: Permanent – like your distrust of the IRS

• Magnet (20 mil): Reusable – unlike your conspiracy subreddit

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): For cold climates & hot takes

Made by a small business with no known ties to the FBI (that we know of).

Where to Stick It

• Your bumper (next to your “I heart Edward Snowden” decal)

• Laptop (for conference calls where you say “allegedly” a lot)

• Mini fridge stocked with MREs

• Microwave door (don’t ask)

• That briefcase you haven’t opened since 2014

• Fridge at the office to keep people from stealing your soup

No matter where you slap this political sticker, it’ll raise eyebrows, questions, and your street credibility among men named Ron.

Sticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Level of Government Commitment

Sticker Version

• Sticks forever

• Just like that one theory you won’t shut up about

Magnet (20 mil)

• Reusable

• Peel it off before family functions

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• Survives cold, wind, and NSA interference

Note: Most bumpers today are plastic—check with a fridge magnet or consult your bunker blueprints.

Installation Instructions – No Government Clearance Needed

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface

2. Apply sticker with the confidence of someone who hasn’t paid taxes since 2017

3. Press down and hold

4. Let cure 24 hours

Magnet:

1. Stick it to a clean, flat metal surface

2. Remove when being watched

3. Reapply when safe

FAQ – Redacted for Your Safety

Is this political sticker waterproof?

Yes. Rain, snow, or chemtrails—it stays.

Can this get me on a watchlist?

Maybe. But weren’t you already on one?

Is it left-wing or right-wing?

It’s wingless. It crawls through the shadows and lives off YouTube comments.

Final Thoughts from the Surveillance Van

“This Car Is Controlled by the Deep State” isn’t a political sticker—it’s a warning, a confession, and a punchline all in one. It exists at the intersection of comedy, paranoia, and vibes.

If your playlist is 90% conspiracy podcasts, if you’ve ever yelled “open your eyes!” in a Wendy’s parking lot, or if you just think it's hilarious to keep people guessing—this sticker’s for you.

Buy it. Slap it. Deny everything.
And remember: just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not reading this description.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.