Powered by Red 40

The Powered by Red 40 Sticker is for those who survived their childhood on fruit punch, unnaturally bright gummy snacks, and cereals that probably should’ve been classified as hazardous materials. It’s not just a meme sticker—it’s a scientific fact, an FDA mystery, and a warning label for anyone who dares question your energy levels.

🍒 VIBRATING AT UNHOLY FREQUENCIES SINCE CHILDHOOD. 🍒

Some people run on discipline. Some people fuel themselves with clean eating and mindfulness. But you? You’re running purely on Red 40, unregulated chaos, and the long-term effects of consuming too many neon-colored snacks as a kid.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto the nearest pack of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🔥 I was raised on artificial dye and bad decisions.
🚀 This body is 60% Red 40 and 40% unregulated hyperactivity.
🍒 This sticker is waterproof, but my attention span isn’t.

And if someone asks, “Wait… does Red 40 really mess with people?” Just stare at them intensely and say, ‘Try stopping me.’

Why This Meme Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A Badge of Honor for the Chemically Enhanced – Your bloodstream is basically a science experiment.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Artificial Power – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to not need FDA approval.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to sugar crashes.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, lunchboxes, vending machines full of questionable snacks.
✅ A Certified Meme Sticker – Because nothing screams nostalgia like excessive artificial dye.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Chaos

🍒 Your Car Bumper – So people know you’re unpredictable in traffic.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching if Red 40 is an actual personality type.
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay radioactive.
🔥 Your Friend’s Childhood Snack Cabinet – They’re still in denial.
📦 The Freezer Aisle Next to the Bomb Pops (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But it would be funny.

Why Red 40 is the Greatest Chemical Ever Created

Most foods:

🥗 Come from natural sources.
🥑 Are full of nutrients.
🍎 Don’t look like they were engineered in a lab.

Red 40?

🔥 Probably made in a secret government facility.
🚀 Gives the same energy as a raccoon who just found a bag of Skittles.
🍒 Is somehow in everything delicious and nostalgic.

This meme sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a tribute to the most powerful chemical known to mankind.

Who Needs This Meme Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love Internet Chaos – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Survived an Entire Childhood of Artificially Colored Snacks – Your organs are immune now.
🔥 That One Friend Who Drinks Mountain Dew Like It’s Water – Buy this for them.
🔥 Anyone Who Was a Menace to Society After a Pack of Gushers – You know who you are.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers React to Absolute Nonsense – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Artificial Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make fellow snack goblins feel seen.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and probably not FDA-approved.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even questionable food additives deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, road trips, and extreme sugar highs.

Why You Need This Meme Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your Red 40-powered existence, making strangers in traffic wonder if you’re okay, and ensuring that everyone around you understands that you are not to be underestimated.

The Powered by Red 40 Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a declaration, a personality test, and an unshakable bond between all of us who were raised on snacks that probably altered our DNA.

And if someone asks, “What’s Red 40?” Just crack open a fruit punch Capri Sun and stare at them.

How to Announce Your Artificial Power in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you’re legally required to own this.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and absolutely necessary.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, unlike the speed at which you metabolize Red 40.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sprint into the sunset at top speed.