Lettuce Is a Psyop Sticker – The Ultimate Political Sticker for Conspiracy-Ready Minds

The Lettuce Is a Psyop Sticker is for those who question everything, especially their vegetables, and refuse to let the deep state manipulate their dietary choices. It’s not just a political sticker—it’s a warning, a manifesto, and a way to subtly let others know that you are fully unplugged from the mainstream salad agenda.

🥬 CONTROL THE GREENS, CONTROL THE PEOPLE.

Some people believe in a balanced diet. Some people trust Big Salad. But you? You’ve seen the truth, and you know deep down that lettuce isn’t just a leafy green—it’s a government operation.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto a head of romaine (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🥬 If it’s leafy, it’s suspicious.
🚗 Big Lettuce doesn’t want you asking questions.
🥬 You can’t spell “Psyop” without “Lettuce.”

And if someone asks, “Wait… is lettuce REALLY a psyop?” Just nod, stare into the distance, and mutter something about MKUltra.

Why This Political Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Marks You as Someone Who Questions Everything – Even your salad.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Unhinged Truth – Big enough to start conversations, small enough to stay off the grid.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to mind control.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, government documents (for legal reasons, don’t), the back of a fridge.
✅ A Certified Political Sticker – Because the truth is out there, and it’s in your produce aisle.

Where to Stick This Political Sticker for Maximum Awareness

🥬 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters start questioning their Caesar salad.
🚗 Your Laptop – For when you’re deep-diving into lettuce-related government cover-ups.
🥬 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay skeptical.
🚗 The Produce Section (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But the temptation is strong.
🥬 Your Friend’s Fridge Who Eats Too Much Salad – They need to wake up.

Why Lettuce is Suspicious AF

Most people:

🥗 Eat their salad without questioning it.
💰 Trust Big Agriculture.
🤡 Don’t think the government would waste time controlling lettuce.

You?

🥬 Understand that food is political.
🚗 Know that anything that perishes too quickly is suspect.
🥬 Have watched one too many late-night conspiracy videos and now you can’t unsee it.

This political sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a message to the people.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Unhinged Humor – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Are Deep in the Conspiracy Trenches – Stay woke, stay crunchy.
🔥 That One Friend Who Genuinely Believes in the Birds Aren’t Real Movement – They NEED this.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Looked at Lettuce and Thought ‘This Feels Wrong’ – You’re not alone.
🔥 People Who Just Want to Mess With Strangers in Traffic – Confusion is the best kind of entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Government Mistrust

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to get noticed, small enough to stay under the radar.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and psyop-resistant.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your skepticism should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, propaganda, and mass vegetable manipulation.

Why You Need This Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the fight against lettuce-based mind control and making sure everyone around you starts asking the right questions.

The Lettuce Is a Psyop Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a red flag, a warning, and a way to separate those who still believe from those who know the truth.

And if someone asks, “But what does this even mean?” Just smile and say, ‘You’ll see soon enough.’

How to Spread the Truth in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the truth waits for no .
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and paranoia-approved.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but lettuce deception has been happening for decades.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and watch as people start waking up.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

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-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

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