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 Gay Pride Sticker – A New Kind of Patriotism

Patriotism isn’t just for the camo-clad and bald eagle-obsessed. It’s for everyone—including those who love their country, believe in equality, and look amazing in pink. This Gay Pride Sticker flips the script on what it means to be a patriot, embracing inclusivity, humor, and a little bit of sass.

Because Not All Patriots Are Alpha Males and Bald Eagles

Whether you're tired of the ultra-masculine ‘patriot’ aesthetic or just want to rep your LGBTQ pride with a twist, this sticker is for you. Slap it on your laptop, car, water bottle, or anywhere that needs a splash of camp, chaos, and comedy.

Because at the end of the day, patriotism should be about loving your country and everyone in it—especially the fabulous ones.

Why This Gay Pride Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ A New Take on Patriotism – Who says you can’t be gay and patriotic?
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Rain, shine, or dramatic eye-rolls from conservatives, this sticker stays strong.
✅ UV-Resistant & Scratchproof – Because faded pride is not an option.
✅ Perfect for Any Surface – Laptops, cars, water bottles, or even your local Chick-fil-A drive-thru sign.
✅ Meme-Level Energy – This sticker is basically a funny meme in vinyl form.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🏳️‍🌈 Anyone Who Loves a Good LGBTQ Meme – Because sometimes, funny memes are the best activism.
🏳️‍🌈 Patriots Who Believe in Equality – Show your pride and your patriotism—just without the toxic masculinity.
🏳️‍🌈 People Who Think Bald Eagles Are Overrated – Not everything needs to scream ‘Don’t Tread on Me.’ Sometimes it should just scream gay.
🏳️‍🌈 Fans of Funny Stickers – Because your water bottle deserves a sense of humor.
🏳️‍🌈 Those Who Enjoy Trolling Alpha Males – Imagine the reaction. Now add to cart.

Sticker Specs – Because Quality Matters

• Premium weatherproof vinyl – Built to withstand gas station side-eye.
• UV-resistant & waterproof – Your pride doesn’t fade, and neither does this sticker.
• Available as a sticker or magnet – Stick it or slap it. Both are fabulous choices.
• Bold, high-quality print – Easily readable, even by people who pretend they ‘don’t see color.’

Where to Use This Sticker (And Make a Statement)

💖 On Your Car – Make every tailgater question their political stance.
💖 At Work – A small rebellion against boring office culture.
💖 On Your Laptop – Because every Zoom meeting deserves a little chaos.
💖 As a Gift – For your favorite gay pride sticker ally.
💖 Everywhere – Because the world needs more pink and less toxicity.

The Meaning Behind This Design

This isn’t just another gay pride sticker. It’s a statement.

For too long, ‘patriotism’ has been monopolized by the loudest voices—the ones who think loving your country means exclusivity instead of inclusivity. But true patriotism? It’s about celebrating freedom, diversity, and equality.

This sticker is for the people who believe in a country that stands for everyone. Who love rainbows just as much as they love their rights. Who know that you can wave a flag AND have a personality.

It’s for the ones who see patriotism as a party, not a power trip.

How to Order & Spread the Gay Agenda

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because honestly, you’ve already decided you need it.
2️⃣ Check Out Like a Champion – A few clicks and it’s yours. No awkward in-store interactions required.
3️⃣ Wait (Impatiently) for Delivery – We ship fast, but your excitement is faster.
4️⃣ Slap It on Everything – Your car, your laptop, your conservative uncle’s bumper when he’s not looking.

Patriotism isn’t about one-size-fits-all beliefs. It’s about celebrating freedom in all its forms. And for a long time, it felt like being gay and being patriotic couldn’t go hand in hand. But that’s bullsh*t.

Loving your country means wanting it to be the best version of itself. It means wanting equality for everyone. It means laughing at outdated stereotypes and creating a version of patriotism that actually includes you.

And yes, sometimes it just means having a sticker that makes people question everything they thought they knew.

So if you’re tired of the same old red, white, and blue ‘alpha male’ nonsense—if you believe in rainbow-colored patriotism—this sticker is for you. It’s more than just a funny meme on vinyl. It’s a symbol of what patriotism should be.

Order yours today, and let’s redefine what it means to be a patriot—together.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.