The Horse DENIER Bundle Pack


Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.

Sale price $13.99 Regular price $22.50
Buy 2, Get 1 Free — automatically applied in cart
Sticker or Magnet
Cold there? Choose the Extra Thick Magnet.

✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team

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Description

Horse DENIER Bumper Sticker or Magnet Pack

The Horse DENIER bumper sticker Pack is for the brave few willing to spread the truth one parking lot at a time. Whether you genuinely question the existence of horses or just enjoy making strangers deeply uncomfortable, this bundle delivers maximum chaos at a discount.

Horses aren't real. Think about it. Have you ever actually verified one yourself? Exactly.

Choose the version that best fits your commitment to exposing Big Horse:

Sticker Bundle — $13.99
Includes 1 Horse DENIER bumper sticker and 2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers.

Standard Magnet Bundle — $17.99
Includes 1 Horse DENIER standard magnet and 2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers.

Extra Thick Magnet Bundle — $19.99
Includes 1 Horse DENIER extra thick magnet and 2 Horse DENIER die cut stickers for even more staying power.

Every bundle includes two matching die cut stickers, making it easy to decorate your laptop, water bottle, toolbox, cooler, or hand one to your favorite conspiracy enthusiast. Or your least favorite. We don't judge.

Our stickers are made from premium weatherproof vinyl that's waterproof, UV-resistant, fade-resistant, and built to survive years of questionable decisions. They're perfect for cars, trucks, campers, laptops, coolers, mailboxes, and just about anywhere that could use a little anti-equine propaganda.

If you choose one of the magnet options, you'll get the same ridiculous design without the permanent commitment. Our magnets are durable, weather-resistant, and perfect for metal vehicle panels, refrigerators, toolboxes, and other magnetic surfaces. (Modern plastic bumpers remain the greatest enemy of comedy.)

Best of all, you're saving money. Every Horse DENIER Pack is discounted compared to buying each item individually, so you can spread misinformation—I mean awareness—without paying full price.

Whether you're buying it for yourself, gifting it to the friend who believes birds are government drones, or simply enjoy watching people read your bumper at red lights, this bundle delivers maximum laughs for minimum dollars.

Because horses aren't real.

And neither is paying full price.

Not sure where to start? Our bestselling stickers are the ones people can’t stop buying or arguing about in traffic.

Want to make sure your sticker actually sticks and lasts? Check out our full sticker guide for placement, surfaces, and longevity.

For new drops, chaotic ideas, and stickers in the wild, follow us on Instagram—we post the good stuff there first.

Size, Materials & Care

For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.

Sizing

  • Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
  • Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
  • Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
  • Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.

Materials

  • Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
  • Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
  • Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
  • Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.

Magnets

  • Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
  • 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
  • Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
  • Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
  • Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.

Basic Care & Application

  • Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
  • Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
  • Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
  • For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
  • Do not apply below 45°F.
  • Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
  • Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
  • Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.

Important Surface Disclaimer

Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.

We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.