BAN CARS

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Ban Cars Sticker – Bold Vinyl Decal for Public Transit & Pedestrian Enthusiasts

Let’s face it—cars are overrated, overpriced, and a menace to society. Between traffic, pollution, reckless drivers, and soul-sucking commutes, it’s time to admit the truth: we should just ban cars.

This Ban Cars sticker is a bold, hilarious, and painfully accurate statement for anyone who’s ever been nearly run over in a crosswalk, cursed at city planning, or dreamt of a world where bikes, buses, and sidewalks reign supreme.

Made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is built to survive road rage, bad infrastructure, and confused stares from car owners. Stick it on your bike, laptop, water bottle, or the nearest stop sign and let the world know you’re ready for a car-free future.


Why You Need This Ban Cars Sticker

Weatherproof & Durable – Built to withstand rain, sun, and aggressive drivers.
Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – Unlike urban sprawl, this doesn’t leave a mess.
Bold, High-Contrast Design – Impossible to ignore—just like traffic congestion.
Guaranteed to Start Conversations – Whether they agree or not, people will have opinions.

Because let’s be real—cities weren’t designed for cars. They were ruined by them.


Where to Put This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚲 Bike Frame or Helmet – Show drivers exactly where you stand.
🚏 Public Transit Card or Metro Pass – Proof that you’ve chosen the superior way to travel.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – So your anti-car stance is visible at every coffee shop.
🚦 Traffic Light or Street Sign – Not legally recommended, but spiritually endorsed.
🛒 Reusable Grocery Bag – Because you shop local and don’t need a trunk.

Wherever you place it, expect discussions, head nods, and at least one car owner getting weirdly defensive.


The Perfect Gift for Urbanists, Cyclists & Pedestrian Advocates

🎁 For Transit Enthusiasts & City Planners – Because walkability matters.
🎁 For Bike Commuters – The ultimate middle finger to car culture.
🎁 For Environmentalists & Activists – Because fewer cars = a better planet.
🎁 For Anyone Who’s Tired of Traffic – So, literally everyone.

This Ban Cars sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a demand for change.


Built to Last – Unlike America’s Public Transit System

💪 Weatherproof & WaterproofRain, road salt, or exhaust fumes—this sticker holds strong.
🔥 UV-Resistant – Won’t fade, even if your city has no tree cover.
🛠 Premium Vinyl MaterialApplies smooth, removes clean.

If we can’t ban cars just yet, we can at least slap a sticker on something and manifest it.


Ditch the Traffic. Order Now.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BECAUSE CARS HAVE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & JOIN THE MOVEMENT.

CARS ARE A SCAM. IT’S TIME TO LET THEM GO.

Think about it—endless traffic, expensive gas, insurance payments, constant maintenance, and the looming fear of being rear-ended by someone on their phone. Is this really the best we can do? Absolutely not.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a dream for a better future. A future where streets belong to people, not SUVs the size of studio apartments. A future where you aren’t forced to drop thousands of dollars just to exist.

Slap this sticker on your bike, your bus pass, or literally any surface and let people know you’ve had enough.


WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU APPLY THIS STICKER?

🚨 You instantly become more aerodynamic (not scientifically proven, but still).
🚨 Car guys will either laugh or get unreasonably upset.
🚨 Strangers will start ranting about how they “need” a car, as if you personally took theirs away.
🚨 People on bikes, buses, and sidewalks will nod at you in solidarity.

At the end of the day, this sticker isn’t just funny—it’s a conversation starter.


STOP THINKING. JUST ADD TO CART.

If you’ve made it this far, you already know this belongs in your collection. Grab one, slap it somewhere visible, and let the world know you’re ready for change.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE ANOTHER PARKING GARAGE GETS BUILT. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & HELP SPREAD THE MESSAGE.

 🔥 CARS ARE OUT. 🔥

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Product Info & Disclaimers

Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:

– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.

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Calla Augustyniak
Great Product!

I bought the “Ban Cars” bumper sticker and ten dollars is a great price for what you get. The bumper sticker is a great size and very high quality. The shipping was free and that’s always amazing and it was easy to track my package. I’d definitely buy another bumper sticker from here!