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"You're Pregnant" (Dr. House)
✔ Waterproof, UV-proof vinyl
✔ Ships in 1–2 business days
✔ Orders with 4+ magnets automatically upgraded to parcel tracking
Made in-house by our small U.S. team — no dropshipping, no mystery warehouse.
Description
House Meme Sticker – “You’re Pregnant” Vinyl Decal & Magnet
It’s Never Lupus. But It Might Be Pregnancy.
Paging Dr. Chaos: Gregory House is back—but this time, he’s on your bumper, laptop, or fridge, ready to deliver hard truths and sarcastic diagnoses wherever you go. This House meme decal features the iconic face of television’s most unfiltered MD, next to the line that launched a thousand unexpected plot twists: “You’re Pregnant.”
This is the sticker you throw on your stuff when you want to make people laugh, gasp, or ask, “Wait, is that House??”—and then feel incredibly seen.
Printed on weatherproof vinyl and available as a 20mm-backed magnet, this 8.5” x 2.5” House meme masterpiece is built for maximum sarcasm per square inch.
🚨 Limited Edition – Because sarcasm this sharp doesn’t last forever. 🚨
Why This House Meme Sticker is Basically a Medical Necessity
✔ 8.5” x 2.5” – The perfect dose of snarky.
✔ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl – Survives rain, drama, and awkward baby announcements.
✔ Available as a magnet – Reusable like Dr. House’s one-liners.
✔ Crisp, high-contrast design – Unmistakably iconic.
✔ Commercially printed, small-biz powered – No hospital bills here.
✔ Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because you’ll want a spare for emergencies.
Who Needs This Sticker?
✅ Fans of medical drama with a side of unhinged truth bombs.
✅ People who love a good meme and an even better reaction.
✅ Drivers who want to confuse and delight people at red lights.
✅ Laptop users looking for instant street cred in any TV nerd circle.
✅ Anyone who’s ever been told “you’re probably just stressed.”
Sticker vs. Magnet – Choose Your Diagnosis
Vinyl Decal Edition
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Weatherproof and UV-resistant – Built for daily use and reckless sarcasm.
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Strong adhesive backing – Goes on easy, peels off clean.
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Perfect for cars, laptops, lockers, water bottles, and patient files (allegedly).
Magnet Edition
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20mm magnetic backing – No commitment, just comedy.
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Perfect for fridges, whiteboards, or anywhere you want to break the tension.
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Removable and reusable – Just like House’s bedside manner.
Where to Slap This Sticker
🚗 Car bumper – Turn every traffic jam into a group therapy session.
💻 Laptop cover – For Zoom calls that need levity.
🍷 Fridge door – So you’re reminded that maybe it IS the pickles.
🔧 Toolbox – Sarcastic tools belong with sarcastic tools.
📬 Mailbox – Deliver diagnostic chaos with your utility bills.
🩺 Hospital badge reel (we’re not saying to do it, but…)
Why Our Stickers & Magnets are Smarter Than the Average Diagnosis
🚫 No fading or peeling.
🚫 No weak magnets.
🚫 No boring designs.
Funny Memes - yes!
Every decal is made by a small biz with a big brain and an even bigger sense of humor.
What People Are Saying (100% Verified, 1000% Diagnosed)
🔥 “My friend is a nurse and she SCREAMED when she saw this.”
🔥 “People honk at me now and I like to believe it’s House-related.”
🔥 “I slapped it on my whiteboard and now it’s always lupus.”
Bonus Uses for the “You’re Pregnant” House Meme Sticker
💥 Give it to your TV-obsessed friend who quotes House daily.
💥 Stick it on a pregnancy test box for chaos.
💥 Put it on your coffee mug at work. Let HR deal with it.
💥 Add it to a hospital gift basket. Let the reactions roll in.
💥 Use it as a non-traditional way to break news to someone.
How to Get This House Meme Sticker Before It Flatlines
🔥 Buy 2, Get 1 FREE! – Spread the sarcasm.
🔥 FREE U.S. shipping! – Diagnosis: Free delivery.
🔥 Limited edition! – Once they’re gone, they’re gone (like your patience).
Final Diagnosis – You Definitely Need This
If you’re still reading, congrats—you’ve tested positive for needing this sticker.
🚨 Order now before House says “You’re Pregnant” to someone else. 🚨
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5” x 2.5”
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4”
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl
- Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant, and car wash safe (stickers) when properly applied
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces. Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering
- Try your trunk, doors, or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and dry completely
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy, or low surface energy surfaces
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design. Do not apply under 45 degrees F
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker to allow the adhesive to bond
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather (snow/extreme winds)
- Clean under magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond, even with premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured/plastic/dirty/incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. If you’re unsure about your surface, please message us before applying or purchasing.
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