Don't Honk! My Hamster Died (13 years ago)

Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 Years Ago) – Funny Sticker & Magnet

Some bumper stickers make people laugh. This one makes them question everything. “Don’t Honk! My Hamster Died (13 Years Ago)” is the funny sticker you never knew you needed—until now. Equal parts chaotic, tragic, and weirdly relatable, this sticker or magnet is the perfect way to make sure tailgaters think twice before honking.

At 8.5” x 2.5”, it’s big enough to demand attention, but subtle enough to leave people in existential crisis at a red light. Available as both a premium vinyl sticker and an ultra-thin neodymium magnet, it’s built for the road, your laptop, or anywhere else emotional support is needed.

The Ultimate Funny Sticker for Dark Humor Lovers

Tired of boring bumper stickers? So are we. This sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s a social experiment. How will people react? Pity? Confusion? Concern? Only one way to find out.

• Perfect for dark humor fans. Laugh through the pain—like a pro.
• Ideal for tailgaters. A sobering reminder that some things hurt more than getting cut off.
• A conversation starter. (Or ender. Depends on the person.)
• Great gift idea. Know someone with a weird sense of humor? This is for them.

Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Built to Last (Unlike Biscuit, RIP)

This sticker doesn’t quit. It’s made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl that shrugs off rain, sun, snow, and emotional distress like a champ.

• UV-resistant print keeps the text bold and readable for years.
• 100% waterproof and weatherproof because your grief should never fade.
• Strong adhesive means once it’s on, it’s staying put—unlike your hamster.

Ultra-Thin Neodymium Magnet – A Sticker That’s Also Removable

Not ready for a lifelong commitment? The magnet version is just as strong but lets you switch between mourning and moving on whenever you please.

• 20 mm neodymium strength grips like Biscuit clung to life in 2011.
• Ultra-thin design makes it look exactly like a sticker, but it’s removable.
• Hand-cut and high quality, because we care (even if your hamster’s gone).

Cold Weather Magnet Care – Keep It in Shape (Unlike Biscuit, RIP Again)

Cold weather can warp your magnet, just like life warps your soul. Here’s how to keep it fresh:

1. Warm it up before application. A hairdryer works wonders. So does a hot car.
2. If it warps, reheat and flatten it. Unlike childhood trauma, this can be fixed.
3. Store indoors if it’s freezing outside. Protect it—like you wish you had protected Biscuit.

How to Apply This Sticker Like a Pro

Sticker Application Instructions

1. Clean the surface. Dust, grease, and hamster bedding—gone.
2. Peel and stick. No hesitation. No fear. Just commitment.
3. Smooth out air bubbles. Because perfection matters.
4. Let it set. Give it 24 hours. Like a mourning period, but shorter.

Magnet Application Instructions

1. Wipe down the surface. No one likes dirt in their grief.
2. Warm it up first in cold weather. Don’t let it go stiff on you.
3. Press it down and step back. Admire your masterpiece.
4. Reposition as needed. Feel like grieving today? Leave it on. Not in the mood? Take it off.

Seattle-Based Small Business, Big Sense of Humor

At Frog Mustard, we make stickers that start conversations, cause confusion, and sometimes make people cry. We’re a Seattle-based small business that believes every bumper, laptop, or cooler deserves a little chaos. Our stickers and magnets are hand-checked for quality—because if we’re going to make people question their life choices, we’re going to do it right.

Get This Sticker Before Someone Else Does

You’ve scrolled this far. You’ve laughed. You’ve relived your hamster’s final moments. Now it’s time to commit to the bit. Grab this sticker or magnet today, and turn your car into a moving emotional rollercoaster.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.