It’s Okay, I Wouldn’t Let Me Merge Either Sticker – The Ultimate Raccoon Sticker for Chaotic Drivers

The It’s Okay, I Wouldn’t Let Me Merge Either Sticker is for those who drive like a raccoon with a learner’s permit, fully embrace their chaotic energy, and understand that every merge is a battle that they probably won’t win. It’s not just a raccoon sticker—it’s a self-drag, a public apology, and a fair warning to everyone around you.

BAD DRIVING? SELF-AWARE. TURN SIGNALS? OPTIONAL. RACCOON ENERGY? UNMATCHED.

Some people merge with precision. Some people use their blinkers responsibly. But you? You know damn well you’re a menace on the road, and honestly, you respect anyone who denies you entry into their lane.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or directly onto your driving instructor’s clipboard (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🦝 I drive like I make my decisions—impulsively and with regret.
🚗 You have every right to deny me access to your lane.
🦝 I have the reaction time of a possum in headlights.

And if someone asks, “Are you actually that bad at merging?” Just shrug and say, ‘You’ll see soon enough.’

Why This Raccoon Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Tells Other Drivers You’re a Liability but a Fun One – At least you’re honest.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Self-Deprecating Chaos – Big enough to be seen, small enough to still look cute.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and road-rage-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, traffic signs (for legal reasons, don’t), and raccoon enclosures.
✅ A Certified Sticker – Because you and those little trash goblins share the same energy.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Effect

🦝 Your Car Bumper – So people know to expect terrible decisions.
🚗 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling “how to properly merge” but ignoring all advice.
🦝 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unpredictable.
🚗 Your Driving Test Results (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.
🦝 Your Friend’s Car Who Somehow Drives Worse Than You – They need this more than you do.

Why You Absolutely Deserve to Be Cut Off

Most people:

🚦 Follow road laws.
😇 Use turn signals like responsible adults.
🚗 Don’t rely on pure luck when merging.

You?

🦝 Hope for the best and commit to the bit.
🚗 Treat every highway entrance like a dramatic season finale.
🦝 Know that using a blinker doesn’t guarantee results.

This  sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a public service announcement.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Drivers Who Treat the Road Like an Obstacle Course – You know who you are.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate a Good Self-Own – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Can’t Merge to Save Their Life – Gift it to them before it’s too late.
🔥 Anyone Who Knows They Shouldn’t Have a License – But somehow still does.
🔥 People Who Relate to the Ferality of a Raccoon on the Run – Pure chaos, no regrets.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Driving Anxiety

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to be seen, small enough to avoid too much judgment.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for bad drivers.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because your poor decision-making should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, honking, and the judgment of better drivers.

Why You Need This Raccoon Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like driving lessons.

OR…

You could be fully embracing your chaotic raccoon energy and making sure everyone knows that your presence on the road is a liability.

The It’s Okay, I Wouldn’t Let Me Merge Either Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a confession, a warning, and an invitation for people to speed up when they see you signal.

And if someone asks, “Have you considered improving your driving?” Just laugh and say, ‘Absolutely not.’

How to Confuse and Terrify Other Drivers in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because self-awareness is important.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and mildly concerning.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your bad habits will last forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then merge like your life depends on it.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

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