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Biden Sticker – The Ultimate Vinyl Decal for Maximum Political Chaos

You’ve seen the debates, you’ve heard the speeches, but nothing hits harder than this Biden sticker slapped on your ride at 80 mph down the freeway. Whether you’re out here making conservatives sweat or just adding a little flair to your collection, this high-quality vinyl decal is your official seal of certified Biden-based tomfoolery.

🔥 DRIVE FAST, EAT ICE CREAM, LEGISLATE LOUDLY. 🔥

This isn’t just a Biden sticker. It’s a statement, a warning, and an absolute power move on any bumper, laptop, or water bottle that dares to hold it.

Why You Need This Biden Sticker in Your Life

✅ Premium Vinyl Material – Weatherproof, UV-resistant, and tougher than Fox News’ cognitive dissonance.
✅ Crisp, Bold Print – Because your sticker deserves to be as loud as political discourse at Thanksgiving.
✅ Applies Smooth, Peels Clean – Stays put like a filibuster but removes without a mess.
✅ Guaranteed to Trigger, Amuse, or Confuse – Mission accomplished.

This Biden sticker is more than just a decal—it’s a cultural artifact. A conversation starter. A fear-monger deterrent.

Where to Slap This for Maximum Chaos

🇺🇸 Car Bumper or Window – Make highways more interesting, one confused glance at a time.
🇺🇸 Laptop or Tablet – Perfect for coffee shop debates and passive-aggressive Zoom calls.
🇺🇸 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Hydration AND humor? Absolute dominance.
🇺🇸 Gun Safe or Tool Box – Because irony is a beautiful thing.
🇺🇸 Fridge or Garage Door – So everyone knows where you stand before they even speak.

Stick it somewhere visible, powerful, and slightly obnoxious.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 Republican relatives suddenly have a lot to say at family gatherings.
🚨 Your car instantly becomes 10% funnier.
🚨 People in traffic will either honk in approval or glare in confusion.
🚨 Boomers in minivans will squint at it like it’s a socialist manifesto.
🚨 Someone, somewhere, will take a picture of it at a gas station.

You know you want to witness the fallout. This sticker makes it happen.

The Perfect Gift for… Literally Anyone Who Enjoys Political Mayhem

🎁 For That One Friend Who Loves Instigating – They don’t start fights, but they definitely enjoy them.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Peak Satire – Add this masterpiece to the collection.
🎁 For People Who Enjoy Watching Conservatives Get Mad Online – Sit back and let the content roll in.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your bumper deserves nothing but greatness.

This Biden sticker is funny, effective, and probably the most important purchase you’ll make all week.

Built to Last – Just Like Political Drama

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Rain, shine, or triggered Facebook rants—this sticker stays strong.
🔥 UV-Resistant – Won’t fade, won’t peel, won’t lose its iconic power.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just here for a good time—it’s here for a long time. Stronger than a campaign promise.

Final Thoughts: You Need This. It’s That Simple.

🚨 High-quality vinyl. Maximum entertainment value. Zero regrets.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll be thinking about it later.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE INTERNET TAKES IT TOO SERIOUSLY. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF POLITICAL CHAOS.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.