I was BANNED from Rainforest Café for Fighting an Animatronic Gorilla (I Won)

I Was BANNED from Rainforest Cafe for Fighting an Animatronic Gorilla I Won

This Is Not Just a Bumper Sticker. It Is a War Medal

Some people leave rainforest cafe with overpriced burgers and a plush frog.
Others leave behind scorched earth, a shattered animatronic, and a lifelong ban.

This 85 x 25 inch weatherproof bumper sticker or magnet is not a joke. It is your battle standard. A vinyl monument to bravery in the most cursed chain restaurant on Earth. You went toe to toe with a fiberglass gorilla mid-rainforest thunderstorm and walked away the undisputed champ.

This is not a vibe. It is a confession. A warning. A badge of honor.

The Animatronic Gorilla Had It Coming

Anyone who has set foot in a rainforest cafe knows the deal. Every twenty minutes, a prerecorded jungle storm rolls in. Plastic birds scream. Thunder booms. And then it happens. The animatronic gorilla comes to life, slamming its chest and locking eyes with your soul.

Most people sit quietly and sip their souvenir margarita. But not you.

You stood up. You squared your shoulders. You challenged fate and silicone hydraulics in a rainforest-themed Chili's knockoff.

And you won.

Bumper Sticker Specs for Champions of Jungle Violence

• Size 85 inches x 25 inches

• Material Weatherproof commercial-grade vinyl

• Finish Semi-gloss, mildly reflective like your decisions

• Sticker Permanent, for those who live their truth

• Magnet 20 mil thickness for flexible installation

• Magnet Upgrade 30 mil for cold climate gorilla combatants

This is a real product made by a real small business. Professionally printed. Unprofessionally inspired. No animals were harmed in the manufacturing, but emotionally? Someone is still recovering.

Why This Rainforest Cafe Bumper Sticker Belongs on Your Car

• Because every scar tells a story and yours involves robotic apes

• Because saying I won a fight is the ultimate icebreaker

• Because this sticker will raise more questions than answers

• Because the rainforest cafe saga deserves to be memorialized in vinyl

• Because a little chaos goes a long way and your bumper was looking too normal

Support a small business and publicly declare your gorilla-based achievements at the same time. This is what we call synergy.

Magnet or Sticker Choose Your Weapon

Sticker Version

• Permanent

• Great for bumpers, coolers, laptops, or anywhere you want to sow confusion

• Apply once and live with the consequences forever

Magnet 20 mil

• Removable

• Ideal for shared vehicles or renters with HOA problems

• Strong hold for most weather conditions

Magnet 30 mil Upgrade

• Extra thicc

• Perfect for extreme cold or intense gorilla-related flashbacks

• Clings like a guilt-ridden memory

Not all bumpers are magnetic. If your car has a plastic rear end, try the trunk, side doors, or slap it on your fridge and let guests suffer.

FAQ Rainforest Cafe Edition

Q Is this bumper sticker weatherproof
Yes It is sunproof, rainproof, powerwash-resistant, and unreasonably durable

Q Will this get me banned 
It might If they know you already they will not be surprised

Q Is this a true story
That is between you and mall security

Q Will people understand this
Absolutely not That is the point

Q Can I buy this as a gift
Yes and you should It is the perfect present for chaotic friends or enemies

Who Should Buy This

• Anyone who has made a scene at a rainforest cafe

• Drivers with main character energy

• People banned from mall restaurants and proud of it

• Anyone who respects the absurd

• You Clearly

Application Instructions Because You Need Help

Sticker
1 Clean your surface with something that is not a napkin
2 Peel the backing like you are revealing forbidden knowledge
3 Press down firmly to seal the deal
4 Avoid freezing temperatures or the sticker may rebel

Magnet
1 Clean metal surface dry and flat
2 Avoid placing on curves or textured areas
3 Remove and clean the back every few weeks to prevent ring marks
4 Do not attempt to magnetize your plastic bumper unless you enjoy disappointment

Final Words Before the Storm Hits

This is not just a rainforest cafe bumper sticker. This is your origin story.
This is the thing that will make the person behind you at a red light text their therapist.

It is absurd It is violent It is legally questionable

And it is yours.

Declare your victory
Embrace the chaos
Defend your title

Buy the bumper sticker. Let the gorillas know.
You do not forget. And you do not forgive.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.