My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber

Funny Sticker – “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber”

The funny sticker that parking lots, breakrooms, and janitorial supply closets have been begging for is finally here. Forget Teslas, monster trucks, and luxury sedans — true status is earned by piloting a massive industrial cleaning machine down a grocery store aisle at three in the morning. Frog Mustard proudly presents: “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber.” It’s absurd, it’s industrial, and it’s ready to polish your bumper game until it shines like freshly waxed linoleum.

Most funny bumper stickers brag about honor-student kids, political opinions, or local sports teams. Weak. Predictable. This one is different. It says you live in a world where the employee entrance is the VIP lane, your company breakroom is the real club, and OSHA is basically your co-pilot. The message isn’t just a joke — it’s a flex. It makes everyone behind you wonder: is this person serious? Do they commute in a scrubber? Can I draft behind one on the freeway? The ambiguity is the power.

As always, Frog Mustard doesn’t cut corners on quality. The vinyl edition of this design is a vinyl sticker made with premium, weatherproof material. It’s thick, glossy, and built to cling to bumpers, laptops, toolboxes, and any other smooth surface that needs industrial satire slapped on it. This isn’t the kind of decal that flakes away after one rainstorm. The adhesive grips harder than a union janitor holding a mop during contract negotiations.

If durability is your concern, this weatherproof sticker is up for the challenge. UV rays won’t bleach it, rain won’t peel it, and even mop water, bleach, or Pine-Sol splashes don’t stand a chance. We’ve tested these in real-world chaos: sudden downpours in Walmart parking lots, extended sun exposure during graveyard shifts, and even simulated “oops, I drove the scrubber into pallets again” collisions. The sticker survived. It will absolutely survive your commute.

For those who want commitment-free chaos, this design is also available as a car magnet. The magnet version offers the same industrial humor but lets you swap it between vehicles, fridges, filing cabinets, or any metal surface that deserves a taste of janitorial clout. It’s perfect for the driver who wants to flex at work but peel it off before valet parking, or for the person who wants to make their fridge look like it belongs in a Home Depot janitorial aisle.

Who is this for? Janitors who know their true ride is technically street-legal (if only the DMV recognized it). Managers who can’t afford company cars but can flex the company scrubber. Sticker collectors who understand that hyper-specific humor is the rarest breed. Drivers who want strangers to wonder why they’ve never seen a scrubber pull up at a stoplight before. This design lives at the intersection of corporate satire and pure Frog Mustard chaos.

Every Frog Mustard release is designed to confuse, delight, and irritate in equal measure. We don’t sell generic decals about sunsets or good vibes. We sell vinyl chaos that belongs in museums of modern confusion. With over 250 designs loose on the highways, “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber” joins our catalog as one of the most hyper-specific drops yet. It doesn’t just decorate your bumper — it rewrites your entire backstory.

Specs? Easy. Each sticker or magnet measures 8.5" × 3", the classic bumper-ready format. The vinyl option is glossy, UV-resistant, and waterproof. The magnet is 30mil thick, tough enough to resist slipping even in bad weather. Application takes seconds: peel, slap, smirk, and drive away knowing you just confused half the parking lot.

FAQ

Is this funny sticker weatherproof?
Yes. This funny sticker is designed to withstand rain, snow, UV rays, and mop bucket disasters. It won’t fade or peel, even if your floor scrubber breaks down mid-shift.

Can I get it as a funny bumper sticker or a magnet?
Absolutely. The vinyl option is a permanent funny bumper sticker, while the magnet gives you flexibility to remove and reapply whenever you want.

Why “My Other Car is a Commercial Floor Scrubber”?
Because it’s absurd, hyper-specific, and pure Frog Mustard chaos. This funny sticker lets you flex industrial clout while confusing every tailgater behind you.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.