I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun (Dolphin)
Durable vinyl sticker printed in-house and made for indoor or outdoor use.
✓ Weatherproof, UV-resistant vinyl
✓ Ships in 1–2 business days
✓ Made in-house by our small U.S. team
Description
I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Car Sticker for Menaces on the Road
The I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker is for drivers who view every commute as a demolition derby, who brake check Teslas for sport, and who believe that turn signals are just polite suggestions. It’s not just a funny car sticker—it’s a warning, a flex, and an open challenge to anyone who dares tailgate you.
YOU CALL IT BAD DRIVING. I CALL IT A SPORT.
Some people signal before changing lanes. Some people drive cautiously, following the rules of the road. But you? You thrive in chaos.
Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your bumper, rear windshield, or side mirror (for maximum psychological damage) and let the world know:
🚗 I see your insurance premiums, and I raise you fear.
🐬 I don’t drive defensively. I drive offensively.
🚗 If you rear-end me, you’re just playing into my game.
And if someone asks, “Wait… do you ACTUALLY hit other cars on purpose?” Just roll down the window, smile, and say, ‘Only when they deserve it.’
Why This Funny Car Sticker is a Must-Have
✅ Instantly Makes Everyone Around You Nervous – Which is the point.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Road Rage Energy – Big enough to cause hesitation.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and crash-resistant.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, bumpers, traffic signs (but maybe don’t), court documents.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because reckless driving is a personality trait.
Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Chaos
🚗 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters reconsider their life choices.
🐬 Your Rear Windshield – Because brake-checking should come with a warning.
🚗 Your Side Mirror – For intimidation purposes.
🐬 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How much damage does a fender bender cost?’
🚗 A Rental Car (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.
Defensive Driving? Never Heard of It.
Most people:
🚦 Follow traffic laws.
🚦 Maintain safe following distances.
🚦 Try to avoid accidents.
You?
🚨 See a BMW cutting people off and think, “It’s my time to shine.”
🚨 Use the horn as a weapon of psychological warfare.
🚨 Drive like GTA rules apply in real life.
This funny sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a statement of intent.
Who Needs This Funny Sticker?
🔥 People Who Treat Every Drive Like a Video Game – You have no lives left, but that won’t stop you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Behind the Wheel – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Uses Their Bumper Like a Weapon – It’s a lifestyle.
🔥 People Who Think Parking Lot Fender Benders Are Just Free Car Mods – You are valid.
Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Insurance Fraud Energy
🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make insurance adjusters sweat.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and road rage-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because reckless behavior should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive fender benders, road rage incidents, and questionable driving habits.
Why You Need This Funny Car Sticker Immediately
You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like safe driving courses.
OR…
You could be fully committing to the bit and making every driver around you deeply, deeply nervous.
The I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a psychological experiment, a statement piece, and a guaranteed way to ensure people stop cutting you off.
And if someone asks, “Is this a joke?” Just nod and say, ‘Maybe.’
How to Strike Fear Into Other Drivers in 4 Easy Steps
1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the road belongs to you.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and probably illegal somewhere.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your reckless driving lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people suddenly give you extra space on the road.
Size, Materials & Care
For best results, please review and follow the full care and application instructions included with your order and available on our FAQ page here.
Sizing
- Rectangular bumper stickers are approximately 8.5 × 2.5 inches.
- Die-cut stickers and magnets are typically 3–4 inches.
- Sizing may vary slightly, especially on hand-cut magnet materials.
- Mockup images are not to scale and may appear larger for visibility.
Materials
- Made with premium all-weather vinyl.
- Stickers are waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-resistant and car-wash safe when properly applied.
- Designed for outdoor use on smooth, clean, glossy surfaces.
- Apocalypse-resistant, within reason.
Magnets
- Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
- 30 mil extra-thick magnets are available and recommended for colder climates.
- Magnets only stick to magnetic metal surfaces.
- Many modern bumpers are plastic, so please test your vehicle before ordering.
- Try your trunk, doors or side panels if your bumper is not magnetic.
Basic Care & Application
- Apply only to a clean, dry, smooth, glossy surface.
- Clean the surface thoroughly before applying and allow it to dry completely.
- Avoid textured, plastic, rubberized, dirty, dusty, waxy or low-surface-energy surfaces.
- For best results, apply in mild temperatures and press firmly across the full design.
- Do not apply below 45°F.
- Wait 24–48 hours before washing your car after applying a sticker so the adhesive can bond.
- Remove magnets before car washes or extreme weather, including snow and high winds.
- Clean beneath magnets periodically to prevent trapped dirt or debris from affecting your paint.
Important Surface Disclaimer
Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean and dry surfaces. Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding and similar items are made with low-surface-energy plastics, which can make it difficult for adhesives to bond—even when using premium vinyl.
We cannot offer refunds for poor application, failed adhesion on textured, plastic, dirty or otherwise incompatible surfaces, or magnet incompatibility with non-magnetic vehicle panels. Please message us before applying or purchasing if you are unsure whether your surface is compatible.