I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker – The Ultimate Funny Car Sticker for Menaces on the Road

The I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker is for drivers who view every commute as a demolition derby, who brake check Teslas for sport, and who believe that turn signals are just polite suggestions. It’s not just a funny car sticker—it’s a warning, a flex, and an open challenge to anyone who dares tailgate you.

YOU CALL IT BAD DRIVING. I CALL IT A SPORT.

Some people signal before changing lanes. Some people drive cautiously, following the rules of the road. But you? You thrive in chaos.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your bumper, rear windshield, or side mirror (for maximum psychological damage) and let the world know:

🚗 I see your insurance premiums, and I raise you fear.
🐬 I don’t drive defensively. I drive offensively.
🚗 If you rear-end me, you’re just playing into my game.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you ACTUALLY hit other cars on purpose?” Just roll down the window, smile, and say, ‘Only when they deserve it.’

Why This Funny Car Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Makes Everyone Around You Nervous – Which is the point.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Road Rage Energy – Big enough to cause hesitation.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and crash-resistant.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, bumpers, traffic signs (but maybe don’t), court documents.
✅ A Certified Funny Sticker – Because reckless driving is a personality trait.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Chaos

🚗 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters reconsider their life choices.
🐬 Your Rear Windshield – Because brake-checking should come with a warning.
🚗 Your Side Mirror – For intimidation purposes.
🐬 Your Laptop – For when you’re researching ‘How much damage does a fender bender cost?’
🚗 A Rental Car (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.

Defensive Driving? Never Heard of It.

Most people:

🚦 Follow traffic laws.
🚦 Maintain safe following distances.
🚦 Try to avoid accidents.

You?

🚨 See a BMW cutting people off and think, “It’s my time to shine.”
🚨 Use the horn as a weapon of psychological warfare.
🚨 Drive like GTA rules apply in real life.

This funny sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a statement of intent.

Who Needs This Funny Sticker?

🔥 People Who Treat Every Drive Like a Video Game – You have no lives left, but that won’t stop you.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Shouldn’t Be Allowed Behind the Wheel – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Uses Their Bumper Like a Weapon – It’s a lifestyle.
🔥 People Who Think Parking Lot Fender Benders Are Just Free Car Mods – You are valid.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Insurance Fraud Energy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make insurance adjusters sweat.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and road rage-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because reckless behavior should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive fender benders, road rage incidents, and questionable driving habits.

Why You Need This Funny Car Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like safe driving courses.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the bit and making every driver around you deeply, deeply nervous.

The I Hit Other Cars on Purpose for Fun Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a psychological experiment, a statement piece, and a guaranteed way to ensure people stop cutting you off.

And if someone asks, “Is this a joke?” Just nod and say, ‘Maybe.’

How to Strike Fear Into Other Drivers in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because the road belongs to you.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and probably illegal somewhere.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your reckless driving lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as people suddenly give you extra space on the road.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.