I Financed This Car with Klarna

I Financed This Car with Klarna – Funny Sticker

Drive Now, Pay Never – The American Dream

Who needs credit when you’ve got four easy payments and zero accountability? Introducing the funny sticker for every financially feral driver on the road:

“I Financed This Car with Klarna.”

This 8.5" x 2.5" slice of fiscal delusion is printed on commercial-grade weatherproof vinyl, and it tells the whole damn freeway that you’ve made peace with your terrible decisions. Whether you're behind on rent, maxed out on Afterpay, or just tired of pretending you understand APR—this sticker gets it.

It’s not just a sticker. It’s a lifestyle. A confession. A cry for help in Helvetica Bold.

Klarna: Because Credit Scores Are a Prison

This funny sticker was handcrafted for the broke-but-vibing community. You didn’t finance this car through a dealership. You didn’t go through a bank. You downloaded an app with a pink logo and said, “Yeah, this seems stable.”

And we salute you.

Your 2009 Nissan Altima didn’t qualify for traditional financing? No problem.
Your credit score starts with a 4? Sounds fast.
Your debt collectors are in a group chat? They love this sticker too.

Why This Funny Sticker Is a Financial Weapon

• It’s hilarious

• It confuses finance bros

• It triggers Dave Ramsey

• It makes you look unhinged in a deeply admirable way

• It pairs well with vape clouds, iced coffee, and questionable life choices

Whether you actually financed a car with Klarna, or you just want people to believe that, this sticker sends a powerful message:
I will default with pride.

Product Details – Chaotic Yet Durable

• Size: 8.5 inches wide x 2.5 inches tall

• Material: Thick, commercial-grade vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss that reflects poor decisions beautifully

• Sticker Option: Permanent—like your debt

• Magnet Option (20 mil): Reusable—like your excuses

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): Cold-resistant—built for winter and financial frostbite

Printed by a small business that’s also trying to make its payments on time (but probably won’t).

Where To Stick It

• Car bumper (obviously)

• Laptop (for maximum office HR concern)

• Rear windshield

• Credit card reader at your local gas station

• Over your last parking ticket

• Debt collection notice board (as a flex)

Sticker vs Magnet – Choose Your Debt Personality

Sticker Version

• Sticks forever

• Like those Klarna payment reminders in your inbox

Magnet (20 mil)

• Removable

• For when you switch from Klarna to Affirm

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• Built for real winters and fake financial plans

Reminder: most bumpers are plastic now—test with a fridge magnet or consult your favorite Klarna rep (if they’re not ghosting you already).

Installation Instructions – Klarna Not Included

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface

2. Apply sticker with the confidence of someone who won’t pay

3. Press firmly

4. Let cure for 24 hours before car washes or existential spirals

Magnet:

1. Clean metal surface

2. Slap it on

3. Remove when your bank starts asking questions

FAQ – Broke But Honest Edition

Is this a real Klarna ad?

Absolutely not. Klarna has lawyers. We have stickers. This is satire. Please don’t sue.

Is the sticker waterproof?

Yes. Weatherproof vinyl, resistant to rain, snow, and financial ruin.

Can I actually finance a car with Klarna?

No. Please don’t try. But if you do, you’ll need this sticker.

Final Thoughts from the Finance Department

This funny sticker is for everyone who’s ever said “I got it” while absolutely not having it. For the girlies with overdrafts, the guys paying $12 a week for vape juice, and the brave few buying cars like they’re Shein hauls—we salute you.

You are the economy.
You are the vibe.
You are the reason this sticker exists.

Buy it. Slap it. Regret nothing.
And remember: your car might not be paid off, but this sticker? That’s on you, baby.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.