Has Science Gone Too Far?

Has Science Gone Too Far? – Funny Sticker

“Has Science Gone Too Far?” is a cursed funny sticker for people who:

• Watch late-night YouTube conspiracy documentaries

• Think memes peaked in 2013

• Believe orangutans are capable of things the government doesn't want us to know

This 8.5" x 2.5" sticker comes complete with an unsettling orangutan hybrid image (possibly Photoshopped, possibly born in a military test facility), and a haunting prompt underneath:

“Honk if you think it's real.”

It’s confusing. It’s concerning. And it’s the funniest thing you’ll ever slap on a vehicle.

It’s Not Just a Sticker. It’s a Psychological Weapon.

Let’s be clear: this funny sticker doesn’t come with context, explanation, or mercy. It exists to disturb. To confuse. To force people into honking existentially.

Here’s what your fellow drivers will experience:

1. Glance at the back of your car

2. Register the hybrid orangutan abomination

3. Read the words “Has Science Gone Too Far?”

4. Mentally collapse like a Windows XP crash screen

5. Honk, nervously, unsure whether they’ve been tricked or converted

And that’s just the beginning.

Real? Fake? You’re Not Saying Either Way.

This sticker isn’t for people who need answers. It’s for people who ask the wrong questions on purpose.

"Is it AI-generated?"
"Is this a political statement?"
"Why is it... orange?"

Yes. No. Maybe. Doesn’t matter. It’s here. And now it’s on your car.

You don’t need to explain yourself. You only need to spread the confusion.

Who Is This Funny Sticker For?

Honestly? Sickos. Visionaries. Internet survivors. Drivers who understand that the only thing more powerful than truth is a really stupid question delivered in 72-point font.

Specifically:

• Chaos agents

• People banned from the science fair

• Meme collectors

• Anti-narrative performance artists

• Late-stage Facebook boomers

• Fans of Orangutankind, but only ironically

• People who giggle at things like “pickle surveillance” or “goblin mode”

If any of this makes sense to you, you’re already one of us.

Sticker Details – Engineered for Confusion and Durability

• Dimensions: 8.5” x 2.5”

• Material: Premium weatherproof vinyl

• Finish: Semi-gloss, for that perfect “is this wet or just cursed?” glow

• Sticker: Permanent (emotionally and physically)

• Magnet (20 mil): Reusable, for commitment-phobes

• Magnet Upgrade (30 mil): For those living in cold climates or high-judgment neighborhoods

These are commercial-grade materials, printed by a small biz with big sticker energy and no government affiliation (as far as you know).

Where to Stick It

• Your bumper (ideal for max confusion)

• Rear windshield (eye-level monkey haunting)

• Laptop (for your next Zoom meeting)

• Fridge (so your roommates have questions)

• Lab notebook (for science students who’ve seen too much)

• Your biology teacher’s car (anonymously, of course)

Wherever you put it, this funny sticker delivers hard-to-explain energy on sight.

Magnet vs Sticker – Choose Your Format of Insanity

Sticker Version

• For lifelong believers in ape-hybrids and chaos theory

• Sticks permanently (like trauma)

Magnet (20 mil)

• Reusable

• Perfect for car sharers and serial pranksters

Magnet Upgrade (30 mil)

• Cold-resistant

• Stronger than your will to behave normally in public

P.S. Most bumpers today are plastic. If you’re getting a magnet, test with a fridge magnet first or stick to metallic surfaces like trunks or side panels.

Application Instructions – WARNING: Brain May Melt

Sticker:

1. Clean the surface

2. Breathe deeply

3. Apply sticker like it’s a government cover-up

4. Smooth out air bubbles while questioning reality

5. Let cure for 24 hours

Magnet:

1. Slap it on with no warning

2. Walk away

3. Let the chaos unfold organically

FAQs – No, We’re Not Explaining the Ape

Is this a real creature?

No comment.

Is this funny sticker waterproof?

Yes. Rain, snow, hose water, existential dread—bring it on.

Will this get me honked at?

Oh, absolutely. But not in the way you're used to.

Is this a political sticker?

No. But it might accidentally start debates at gas stations. You’ve been warned.

Can I gift this?

Yes. But only to people who deserve it (read: unhinged in the best way).

Final Thoughts From the Edge of Science

“Has Science Gone Too Far?” is the sticker version of a YouTube thumbnail that makes you nervous, then intrigued, then deeply ashamed of your search history.

It’s not logical. It’s not helpful. It’s not even appropriate.

But it is hilarious. And sometimes that’s enough.

So if you’ve ever looked at your car and thought, “This needs more cryptid primate chaos,” congratulations—your moment has arrived.

Buy it. Slap it. Make them honk.
Science may have gone too far… but you? You’re just getting started.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.