Funny Bumper Sticker – "I Want My Foreskin Back" Grim Reaper Decal

Death Came for Your Soul... and Your Foreskin

You read that right. The Grim Reaper has one thing on his mind—and it’s getting his damn foreskin back. Introducing the most deranged, legendary, and borderline illegal funny bumper sticker to ever grace a rear windshield. If you’re looking to confuse your neighborhood, horrify your HOA, and make traffic unforgettable, this one’s for you.

Printed on 8.5” x 2.5” weatherproof vinyl and also available as a 20mm magnetic slab of sticker chaos, this bad boy holds up against rain, judgment, and generational trauma. Featuring a badass grim reaper skeleton in mid-demand, it’s perfect for cars, laptops, fridges, and anything else brave enough to hold it.

This isn’t just a sticker. It’s a revolution. It’s vengeance. It’s vinyl.

Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Is Certified Chaos

• 8.5” x 2.5” of pure skeleton rage

• Weatherproof & UV-resistant – Lasts through storms and side-eyes

• 20mm magnetic backing available – Peel and peace out, commitment-free

• High-contrast commercial print – Crisp, clean, and aggressively inappropriate

• Made by a small biz – Not mass-produced by some beige corporate nightmare

• Buy 2, Get 1 Free + Free U.S. Shipping – Because foreskin awareness should be free-range

Who Needs This Bumper Sticker?

✅ People with a questionable sense of humor and zero shame
✅ Skeleton art enjoyers and defenders of lost causes
✅ Drivers who want honk-reactions and furious finger-pointing
✅ Fans of medical freedom, dark humor, and unfiltered energy
✅ Anyone brave enough to explain this sticker to their parents

If you’ve ever been kicked out of a group chat for “taking it too far,” you’ve found your tribe.

Vinyl vs. Magnet – Choose Your Weapon of Mass Discomfort

Vinyl Decal:

• Slaps hard on cars, coolers, gas pumps, laptops, and questionable public property

• Weatherproof & fade-resistant – Like your weird opinions

• Sticks like guilt, removes like regret

Magnet:

• Thicc 20mm magnet – As clingy as your high school situationship

• Slaps onto fridges, bumpers, lockers, and unexpecting objects

• Remove and reapply when the in-laws visit

Where to Put This Bumper Sticker for Maximum Whiplash

🚗 Car bumper – Turn every commute into a moral dilemma
💻 Laptop – For chaotic energy in every coffee shop
🧊 Fridge – For reminding yourself that some things can’t be reattached
🧰 Toolbox – Because sometimes tools need trauma
📦 Package locker – Keep the delivery driver guessing

You could even leave one in a church bulletin or tape it to your ex’s hydroflask. We’re not saying do it—but we’re also not not saying it.

What Makes This Funny Bumper Sticker Premium-Grade Degeneracy

🚫 No blurry print or cheap materials 🚫 No weak magnets that ghost after one bump 🚫 No basic Pinterest energy here—just unfiltered comedy and rebellion

This sticker is printed with high-res commercial quality ink on thick, durable vinyl. Our magnets? Industrial strength. Your street cred after sticking this? Untouchable.

Real Reviews (Cursed and Glorious)

🔥 “My neighbor called the cops. Best purchase I’ve made all year.”
🔥 “I stuck it on my truck. Haven’t been invited to a single family function since.”
🔥 “I laughed. My wife cried. We’re stronger for it.”

Bonus Uses for Your New Favorite Sticker

• Wrap it in gift paper and ruin Christmas

• Hide it in your coworker’s filing cabinet

• Use it as a bookmark in a parenting manual

• Place it inside a baby shower card

• Leave one in your doctor’s waiting room for a good time

Final Words Before the Reaper Gets Louder

This funny bumper sticker isn’t just edgy—it’s surgical. It cuts through small talk, destroys expectations, and might get you banned from at least one public space. And honestly? That’s the goal.

Life’s short. Your sticker game shouldn’t be.

🚨 Order now. Or the Reaper’s comin’ for your bumper next. 🚨

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.