Mystery Bumper Sticker or Magnet 3-Pack – The Ultimate Mystery Sticker Pack for Chaos Enthusiasts

The Mystery Bumper Sticker or Magnet 3-Pack is for those who love taking risks, enjoy the thrill of surprise, and understand that the best stickers are the ones you didn’t even know you needed. It’s not just a mystery sticker pack—it’s an experience, an adventure, and possibly a legally questionable decision.

🛻 RANDOM. UNHINGED. ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS. 🛻

Some people like to know what they’re getting. Some people prefer predictability. But you? You thrive on uncertainty. You live for the unexpected. You are built different.

Slap these high-quality vinyl stickers or magnets on your car, laptop, fridge, or directly onto your unsuspecting friend’s possessions (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the chaos unfold.

🎲 Will you get something mildly cursed?
🎲 Will it be aggressively unhinged?
🎲 Will it make strangers question your life choices?

The answer is YES.

And if someone asks, “What did you get?” Just smile and say, ‘I have no idea, but I love it.’

Why This Mystery Sticker Pack is a Must-Have

✅ Surprise Stickers or Magnets – You don’t pick the stickers, the stickers pick you.
✅ 3 Mystery Designs Per Pack – No two packs are exactly the same.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and built for maximum confusion.
✅ Bumper Sticker or Magnet Option – Choose wisely. Or don’t. Let fate decide.
✅ A Certified Mystery Sticker Pack – Because planned purchases are overrated.

Where to Stick These for Maximum Chaos

🚗 Your Car Bumper – Because nothing says personality like pure randomness.
💻 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling ‘What have I done?’
🚰 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay unpredictable.
🛠 Your Friend’s Toolbox – Especially if they hate surprises.
🔥 The Nearest Public Restroom (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But just imagine.

What’s Inside? No One Knows. Not Even Us.

Most people:

📦 Buy things they specifically want.
😐 Stick to what they know.
🛑 Have self-control.

You?

🔥 Understand that life is too short for boring purchases.
🚗 Live for the rush of opening something truly unexpected.
🎁 Know that surprises are what keep things interesting.

This sticker pack isn’t just a purchase—it’s a gamble, a thrill, and possibly the best decision you’ll make today.

Who Needs This Mystery Pack?

🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Love the Unexpected – Your collection just got way more interesting.
🔥 People Who Like to Live on the Edge – This is the sticker equivalent of skydiving.
🔥 That One Friend Who’s Always Down for Chaos – You know the one.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Looked at a Mystery Box and Thought, ‘Why Not?’ – This is your moment.
🔥 People Who Just Love Watching Strangers React in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Mystery Energy

🔥 Size: Each sticker/magnet is 8.5" x 3" – Big enough to make a statement, small enough to stay tasteful (probably).
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and uncertainty-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because even mysteries deserve to shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, existential crises, and poor decision-making.

Why You Need This Mystery Pack Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully embracing the unknown, making your car or fridge infinitely funnier, and ensuring that whatever you get, it’s guaranteed to be ridiculous.

The Bumper Sticker or Magnet 3-Pack isn’t just a funny sticker set. It’s a test of courage, a challenge to fate, and a guaranteed way to add some unpredictable flair to your life.

And if someone asks, “But what if I don’t like what I get?” Just remind them: Life is a gamble, and you just rolled a natural 20.

How to Take the Ultimate Gamble in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because you’re not a coward.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and with absolutely no idea what’s coming.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but your patience will be tested.
4️⃣ Open It & Accept Your Fate – Then slap those stickers somewhere legendary.

Some people prefer structure and predictability.

Then there’s you.

You don’t just embrace the unknown—you run toward it at full speed, arms wide open, daring the universe to throw whatever it’s got your way. You don’t need a carefully curated selection. You don’t need to know what’s coming. You live for the thrill of mystery, for the chaos of a surprise purchase that might change your entire outlook on life (or at least make your car look cooler).

What if you get the funniest sticker you’ve ever seen?
What if you get something so unhinged you don’t even understand it?
What if you get a sticker that makes complete strangers laugh so hard they almost crash their car?

That’s the gamble. And that’s why you’re here.

So if you’re ready to turn heads, embrace uncertainty, and let fate pick your next stickers, there’s only one thing left to do.

Click ‘Add to Cart’ and see where the mystery takes you.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.