Ban Altimas

Ban Altima Sticker – Hilarious Anti-Nissan Altima Vinyl Decal

If you’ve ever been cut off at 90 mph with no blinker, witnessed an Altima doing something wildly illegal, or barely survived a near-miss with a dented 2008 Nissan Altima held together by spite and bad decisions—this Ban Altima sticker is for you.

It’s a movement, a public service announcement, and an inside joke for those who know exactly what’s wrong with these cars. Whether you're a car enthusiast, a law-abiding citizen, or just tired of Altimas terrorizing the roads, this funny vinyl decal is the ultimate statement piece.

Made from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is built to survive reckless Altima drivers, bad traffic, and endless road rage. Stick it on your car, laptop, toolbox, or gas station Red Bull fridge and let the world know you’re taking a stand.

Why You Need This Ban Altima Sticker

✅ Weatherproof & Road-Rage Resistant – Won’t fade, peel, or surrender to Altima-induced chaos.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – Unlike an Altima driver, this sticker knows when to leave.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – Instantly recognizable at high speeds (just like an Altima).
✅ Guaranteed to Get Laughs (and Maybe Some Side-Eyes from Altima Owners).

This Ban Altima sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a movement. A protest. A warning.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🚗 Car Bumper or Window – Make your stance clear at every stoplight.
💻 Laptop & Tablet – A conversation starter in every coffee shop.
🔧 Toolbox & Garage Wall – Mechanics get it. They REALLY get it.
🏪 Gas Pump or Convenience Store Fridge – Where Altima drivers fuel up for their next reckless maneuver.

Wherever you place it, expect laughs, nods of agreement, and at least one Altima driver acting suspiciously defensive.

The Perfect Gift for Car Enthusiasts & Road Survivors

🎁 For Car Guys & Gearheads – Because they’ve all been wronged by an Altima at some point.
🎁 For Anyone Who Drives Responsibly – They’ll appreciate the public service message.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors & Meme Lords – The internet’s favorite car joke in sticker form.
🎁 For Mechanics Who Know the Truth – No one sees more wrecked Altimas than them.

This Ban Altima sticker is more than a joke—it’s a cause.

Built to Last – Unlike an Altima’s Front Bumper

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Rain, sun, or road rage—this sticker stays strong.
🔥 UV-Resistant – Won’t fade, even under the glow of an Altima’s illegal underglow lights.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, lasts forever.

This sticker is built for endurance, unlike an Altima after its fourth accident.

Take a Stand. Ban Altimas. Order Now.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE AN ALTIMA DRIVER HITS YOUR BUMPER. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & HELP MAKE THE ROADS A SAFER PLACE.

use turn signals, they don’t check blind spots, and somehow, they always have a dent or missing bumper.

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a warning to society.

Slap it on your car, laptop, gas pump, or literally anywhere Altima drivers might see it and let them know their reign of terror is over.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU APPLY THIS STICKER?

🚨 People instantly understand you have survived an Altima encounter.
🚨 Strangers at gas stations will nod in respect.
🚨 Altima owners will either laugh or pretend they don’t get it.
🚨 Traffic will still be terrible, but at least you made your stance clear.

Let’s be honest—this sticker is doing important work.

STOP HESITATING. JUST SEND IT.

If you’ve ever been personally victimized by an Altima on the road, this is your chance to fight back.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE AN ALTIMA DRIVER REAR-ENDS YOU AT A STOP SIGN. 🚨

👉 ORDER NOW & MAKE THE ROADS A SAFER PLACE.

🔥 BAN ALTIMAS. SAVE THE STREETS. 🔥

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.