Trump Sticker – Autism Announcement Edition

Sometimes the news is so unhinged that it basically writes the bumper sticker for us. Enter: The Autism Announcement Sticker/Magnet, Frog Mustard’s chaotic remix of a Fox News–style graphic featuring Trump, RFJ Jr., and the recent Tylenol–autism discourse that nobody asked for but somehow exists. This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a fever dream pressed into weatherproof vinyl so absurd that your car might file for unemployment just to get away from it.

Why This Funny Bumper Sticker Exists

Because reality collapsed sometime in 2016 and now we’re just riffing. That’s why. The autism–Tylenol conspiracy headline was already cooked in the content mines, so Frog Mustard cranked the absurdity dial to eleven and slammed it into sticker form. Put it on your bumper, your water bottle, or straight across your neighbor’s “Blue Lives Matter” magnet just to watch them spiral.

This funny bumper sticker isn’t just a decoration—it’s a conversation starter, a fight instigator, and possibly the last straw at Thanksgiving dinner.

Built Like a Car Magnet for the End Times

Whether you grab it as a car magnet or as a vinyl sticker, you’re getting the same Frog Mustard quality that’s carried us through over 50,000 sales and multiple cease-and-desists. (Thanks, corporate lawyers—we love your work.)

• Weatherproof Sticker Tech: Rain, sleet, snow, or another Fox News chyron—this baby holds up.

• Thicc Vinyl: Not dollar-store thin. We’re talking premium heft, like if your sticker could bench press.

• Chaotic Energy: Scientifically proven* to lower the resale value of your vehicle by at least 12%.
  (*Okay, not scientifically proven, but it feels right.)

Why You Need a Trump Sticker in Your Life

Look. You don’t buy a Trump sticker from Frog Mustard to “make a statement.” You buy it because your sense of humor is broken beyond repair, and now your car needs to reflect that. You buy it because you know that nothing screams “my brain is soup” quite like a faux-serious Fox News graphic about autism and Tylenol.

You also buy it because Frog Mustard doesn’t do timid. Every drop, every magnet, every design is born in the swamp of chaos where irony goes to die. If you’re reading this and nodding, you’re already one of us.

Sticker vs. Magnet Showdown

• Vinyl Sticker: Permanent commitment, like getting a tattoo you’ll regret but secretly love. Slap it on laptops, toolboxes, your mom’s Prius.

• Car Magnet: Detachable chaos. Perfect if you like your car unscathed but still need strangers at the gas pump to judge you.

Both options are weatherproof, unhinged, and guaranteed to confuse at least three people in your daily commute.

Haters Gonna Hate, Cars Gonna Honk

Imagine pulling up at a red light. The guy next to you is blasting Kid Rock, sees your funny bumper sticker, and suddenly his whole world view collapses. That’s the Frog Mustard promise: confusion, laughter, and maybe a middle finger or two.

Care Instructions for Maximum Chaos

• Stickers: Clean your surface, slap it down, and forget about it until you sell the car and the dealership guy sighs audibly.

• Magnets: Works on most metal panels (not plastic bumpers, sorry Tesla drivers). Small air bubbles are normal and will fade in the sun. If it starts peeling? That’s just character development.

The Frog Mustard Difference

We’re not here to be cute. We’re here to be feral. Our vinyl trump sticker and car magnets are printed thick, weatherproof, and built to outlast your sanity. Over 70+ retailers carry Frog Mustard now—including Zumiez, Bull Moose Records, and maybe your cool cousin’s skate shop. If you’ve seen one of our designs “in the wild,” you know exactly why people keep coming back.

In Conclusion: Buy the Sticker

Because life is short. Because bumper stickers are forever. Because “Autism Announcement” belongs on the back of a Subaru in the Target parking lot.

And because Frog Mustard is the only brand feral enough to make it.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.