I Love Abortions Sticker – The Ultimate Pro Choice Sticker for the Bold & Unapologetic

The I Love Abortions Sticker is for those who believe in reproductive freedom, bodily autonomy, and making people clutch their pearls in public spaces. It’s not just a pro-choice sticker—it’s a statement, a flex, and a guaranteed way to make conservatives sweat.

LOUD, PROUD, AND NOT HERE TO DEBATE.

Some people dance around the topic. Some people try to make it more palatable. But you? You say it exactly how it is.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, laptop, water bottle, or your most pro-life relative’s mailbox (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

🔥 Abortion is healthcare.
🔥 Your body, your choice—no exceptions.
🔥 If this sticker makes you mad, that’s a you problem.

And if someone asks, “Wait… do you actually love abortions?” Just smile and say, ‘I love that people have the choice.’

Why This Pro Choice Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Calls Out Anti-Choice Nonsense – Which is the point.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Unapologetic Feminism – Big enough to make people nervous.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and protest-ready.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, laptops, feminist manifestos, courthouse steps (for legal reasons, don’t).
✅ A Certified Pro Choice Sticker – Because saying “I support reproductive rights” is too wordy.

Where to Stick This Sticker for Maximum Impact

🔥 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters have something to get mad about.
🔥 Your Laptop – For when you’re fact-checking politicians.
🔥 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay defiant.
🔥 A Planned Parenthood Donation Box – Because money talks.
🔥 Your Conservative Uncle’s Golf Cart (For Legal Reasons, Don’t) – But imagine.

Why Saying ‘I Love Abortions’ Matters

Most people:

🔇 Avoid the topic.
🤐 Use watered-down language to avoid upsetting anyone.
🫣 Feel the need to justify basic human rights.

You?

🔥 Are done playing nice about fundamental healthcare.
🔥 Know that access to abortion saves lives.
🔥 Refuse to apologize for supporting bodily autonomy.

Who Needs This Sticker?

🔥 Feminists Who Are Done Being Polite – You’ve earned this.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Loves Causing a Scene at Family Gatherings – You know exactly who.
🔥 Anyone Who Believes in Abortion Access Without Apology – Louder for the people in the back.
🔥 People Who Understand That Choice is Power – And refuse to let anyone take that away.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Outrage

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to start a debate in a Starbucks line.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and strong enough to withstand conservative tears.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because bold opinions should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive protests, heated debates, and awkward Thanksgiving dinners.

Why You Need This Pro Choice Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like birth control.

OR…

You could be fully committing to the bit and making sure every anti-choice stranger you encounter has a very bad day.

The I Love Abortions Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a challenge, and a guaranteed way to ensure people stop assuming you’re here to compromise.

And if someone asks, “But don’t you think that’s a little extreme?” Just smile and say, ‘Not as extreme as forced birth.’

How to Annoy Anti-Choice Strangers in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because reproductive rights aren’t up for debate.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and free from government overreach.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but feminism lasts forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then sit back and enjoy the chaos.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

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