Don't Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then

Skeleton Sticker – "Don't Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then"

Do people constantly ride your bumper like you’re chauffeuring them to hell? Do they honk like geese every time you miss a turn? Well, congratulations—you just found the cure. The Frog Mustard skeleton sticker that says “Don’t Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then” is your road-rage love letter to the entire highway. It’s not an apology. It’s not a warning. It’s an invitation.

This isn’t just a decal—it’s chaotic therapy. It lets the world know that if they don’t like your driving, they can meet you lips-first, bone-style. And honestly, isn’t that a more fun way to settle traffic disputes?

Funny Bumper Sticker Energy

There are bumper stickers, and then there are funny bumper stickers that stop traffic (literally). While everyone else is rocking the same tired “Student Driver” or “Honk If You Love Jesus” signs, you’re out here flirting with death—literally—with a skeleton as your wingman.

This isn’t polite humor. It’s absurdist, feral, and very on-brand Frog Mustard. People will laugh. People will get confused. People will take pictures. And one or two unhinged souls might just try to take you up on the offer.

Vinyl Sticker Built to Outlive You

Every Frog Mustard vinyl sticker is built like it’s prepping for the apocalypse. You’re not buying gas-station junk that fades faster than your optimism. You’re buying:

• Thick, durable vinyl.

• Scratch-resistant coating.

• UV-laminated chaos that refuses to fade.

Stick it on your bumper, your laptop, your fridge, or your coffin. This skeleton sticker isn’t just built to last—it’s built to haunt.

Car Magnet Edition: Commitment-Free Chaos

Some of us want unhinged energy without a lifelong bond to our paint job. Enter the car magnet version. Same design, same chaos, zero commitment. Slap it on before a night out, rip it off before you pull into your boss’s driveway.

Our magnets are 30 mil thick—translation: thicc. They won’t peel off in a storm, on the freeway, or when your enemies throw passive-aggressive shade at your Subaru.

Why Skeletons Work

Skeletons are universal. They’re spooky, flirty, and funny in ways flesh could never be. A skeleton sticker is the perfect mascot for chaotic confidence: bones don’t lie, bones don’t care, and bones always grin.

By combining skeleton art with a phrase like “Don’t Like My Driving? Come Kiss Me Then”, you’ve got a perfect storm of road rage, humor, and horny chaos.

Weatherproof Sticker That Outlasts Democracy

This weatherproof sticker doesn’t crumble when life gets hard:

• Resists rain, snow, hail, and existential dread.

• Stays sticky for 5–7 years outdoors.

• Refuses to fade even if you park in direct sunlight every day like a psycho.

If your car gives up before this sticker does, just peel it off and slap it onto your next ride.

Reactions You Can Expect

Slap this skeleton sticker on your ride and prepare for chaos. Here’s what happens:

• Zoomers will film TikToks of your bumper.

• Millennials will mutter “mood” while crying into iced coffee.

• Boomers will wonder if you’re serious.

• At least one guy in a lifted truck will suddenly give you more space.

It’s not just decoration—it’s a vibe.

Perfect Gift for Road Gremlins

This sticker is ideal for:

• Friends who drive like Mario Kart is a lifestyle.

• Partners who don’t need a “Baby on Board” sticker because they are the baby.

• Siblings who weaponize humor to mask their road rage.

• Anyone who loves skeletons, chaos, or both.

If you know someone who drives and laughs in equal measure, this funny bumper sticker is their soulmate.

Collectible Chaos

The Frog Army knows: one sticker is never enough. Pair this with our other chaotic classics:

• “Don’t Hit Me, My Piss Jugs Are Full”

• “Horse Denier (They Are Not Real)”

• “Don’t Honk I’m Aura Farming”

Build a shrine of chaotic nonsense across your bumper. Your car will basically become a rolling meme museum.

Specs That Matter

• Size: 8.5" x 3" (bold and legible in traffic)

• Material: Premium vinyl OR 30 mil magnet

• Finish: Glossy enough to blind haters

• Application: Peel, slap, ignore cops

• Lifespan: 5–7 years of confused stares

FAQs

Q1: Is the skeleton sticker safe for car paint?
A: Yep. The vinyl sticker version sticks strong without damaging your paint. The car magnet version? Totally removable—commitment-free chaos.

Q2: Can I use this funny bumper sticker indoors?
A: Absolutely. Put it on your fridge, laptop, or bedroom mirror. Anywhere you need a reminder that if life doesn’t like your driving, it can kiss you then.

Q3: How durable is this weatherproof sticker?
A: This weatherproof sticker is built for years of sun, rain, snow, and shade. The skeleton will keep smiling long after your car’s warranty expires.=

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.