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🐸 How a Broken Shoulder (and a Medical Bill) Launched the Funniest Bumper Sticker Shop on the Internet (In Our Opinion)
What do you get when your fiancé breaks his shoulder on his first mountain biking trip, urgent care underquotes you by $10,000, and the ER tells you to "wait it out"? Apparently: a wildly successful sticker business. Here's how Frog Mustard was born from medical debt, a random name generator, and our unhinged need to make strangers laugh in traffic.
Frog Mustard Stickers, Ranked by How Likely They Are to Get You Out of a Ticket
Which funny bumper sticker might save you from a speeding ticket? We ranked Frog Mustard’s funniest stickers by their cop-charming power. (Chaos ahead.)