Do Not

"Do Not" Sticker – Mysterious, Minimalist, and Slightly Ominous Vinyl Decal

This "Do Not" sticker is the perfect mix of minimalist, ominous, and vaguely threatening. What exactly should people not do? That’s for them to figure out. This high-quality, weatherproof vinyl decal is designed for those who appreciate simplicity, mystery, and making people slightly uncomfortable.

Slap it on your laptop, car, water bottle, or anywhere that could use a little air of authority. Is it a warning? A command? A test of one’s ability to follow directions? No one knows, and that’s the beauty of it.

Because sometimes, less is more.

Why You Need This "Do Not" Sticker in Your Life

✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Survives rain, confusion, and curiosity.
✅ Bold, Minimalist Design – Straight to the point. No fluff. No explanation.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky mess, just pure mystery.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From intrigued glances to full-on existential crises.

Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Effect

🚪 Office Door or Desk – Adds authority without explanation.
🚗 Car Bumper or Window – Let drivers overthink the meaning at red lights.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – Perfect for keeping coworkers on edge.
📖 Notebook or Planner – Because you make the rules.

Wherever it goes, this sticker creates an unspoken tension that demands attention.

What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?

🚨 People staring at it, waiting for context.
🚨 At least one person asking, “Do not... what?”
🚨 A strange sense of power knowing you control the mystery.
🚨 A boost in chaotic energy every time you see it.
🚨 More fun than you expected from two simple words.

This sticker doesn’t just exist—it leaves people wondering.

The Perfect Gift for Fans of Minimalism & Chaos

🎁 For People Who Love Mystery – This one keeps them guessing.
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Simplicity – Straight to the point.
🎁 For Friends Who Enjoy Messing With People – They’ll have a field day with this.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because power is knowing more than they do.

This "Do Not" sticker isn’t just funny—it’s psychological warfare.

Built to Last – Just Like the Confusion It Causes

💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Handles rain, spilled drinks, and interrogation attempts.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling—just lasting vagueness.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.

This sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a social experiment.

Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection

🚨 One sticker. Maximum ambiguity. Zero explanations.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when you see it on someone else’s laptop.
🚨 Your car, notebook, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.

🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE EVERYONE STARTS OVERTHINKING IT. 🚨

👉 BUY NOW & LET THE CONFUSION BEGIN.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.