Stop Honking! I Just Dropped my Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!!!

Funny Honking Sticker – "Stop Honking! I Just Dropped My Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!" | Hilarious Car Decal

Nothing says “I’ve got bigger problems than your road rage” quite like this Funny Honking Sticker. If you’ve ever been honked at for driving the speed limit, stuck behind an impatient commuter, or just wanted to make strangers question reality, this bumper sticker is your new best friend.

Featuring the absurd and highly specific phrase “Stop Honking! I Just Dropped My Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl!,” this sticker confuses, entertains, and forces impatient drivers to reevaluate their life choices. Who’s out here dropping soup while driving? You? Someone? No one will ever know.

Made with high-quality, weatherproof vinyl, this sticker is built to last through traffic jams, soup spills, and existential dread. Available as a permanent sticker or removable magnet, so you can warn fellow drivers when you feel like it.

🚗 Why You Need This Funny Honking Sticker

✔ Instant Traffic Entertainment – Confuse tailgaters, make pedestrians laugh, and create chaos wherever you go.
✔ Perfect for Sarcastic Drivers & Soup Enthusiasts – If you enjoy unhinged humor, this sticker is made for you.
✔ Durable, Waterproof, and Weatherproof – Stays bold and readable rain or shine.
✔ Easy to Apply, Impossible to Ignore – It’s loud, ridiculous, and attention-grabbing—just like your driving skills.
✔ Great Conversation Starter – Be prepared for questions, laughter, and the occasional confused stare.

🌦️ Built for the Road – Weatherproof & Soup-Resistant

Your Sticker isn’t just hilarious—it’s made to survive the elements better than your ability to hold onto your bread bowl.

✔ Waterproof & UV-Resistant – No fading, peeling, or cracking—this decal is here for the long haul.
✔ Car-Wash Safe – Because even your bumper deserves to stay fresh.
✔ Strong Adhesive (Sticker) or Secure Grip (Magnet) – Won’t fly off, no matter how hard you hit the brakes.

Cheap stickers fade, crack, and peel—this Sticker is built like a tank (or at least a well-sealed soup container).

🧲 Sticker or Magnet? Pick Your Chaos.

🔹 Sticker Version – Permanent and bold—for those who are committed to the bit.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable—for those who like to swap out their nonsense.

Both feature high-quality printing, crisp details, and vibrant colors—because a Sticker should stand out as much as possible.

🛠️ How to Apply – Stick It Like You Mean It

1️⃣ Clean the surface – Remove dust, dirt, and any remaining soup residue.
2️⃣ Peel & Stick (or Slap on the Magnet) – Apply with confidence (or at least fake it).
3️⃣ Smooth It Out – No bubbles, just perfection.
4️⃣ Wait 24 Hours Before Washing Your Car – Let it fully adhere for maximum stick power.

🔔 For Magnets: Most modern bumpers are plastic! Check your surface first—trunks, hatches, and doors usually work best.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Drivers Who Love Chaos

Looking for a ridiculous, hilarious gift for a friend, family member, or anyone who hates being honked at? This sticker is perfect for:

🎁 Soup lovers who take their food seriously.
🎁 People who thrive on confusing strangers.
🎁 Drivers who refuse to be rushed.
🎁 Anyone with an appreciation for unhinged humor.

If you love turning heads at stoplights and making fellow drivers wonder what the heck is going on, this is the bumper sticker you need.

📦 Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Ordering

✔ Ships within 1-2 days – Because waiting for stickers is worse than waiting for your soup to cool.
✔ Tracked shipping available – Know exactly when your chaos arrives.
✔ Packed securely – Just like a bread bowl holding the good stuff.

Why This Funny Honking Sticker Belongs on Your Car

This Funny Honking Sticker isn’t just another bumper sticker—it’s a statement. It’s for the drivers who are tired of impatient honkers, love to mess with people, and want to inject some nonsense into their daily commute.

Slap this Funny Honking Sticker on your car, and suddenly every traffic jam becomes a little more bearable. Every tailgater becomes a little less aggressive. And every fellow driver? They’re left questioning reality.

Is this person really eating a broccoli cheddar bread bowl while driving?
Did they actually drop it?
WHY does this sticker exist?

All valid questions. No real answers.

🔥 Slap this on your car, hit the road, and let the world know your priorities are as unpredictable as your driving. 🔥

🚗 Click "Add to Cart" now and embrace the soup-fueled chaos! 🚗🍞

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.