Major Financial Burden on Board Sticker – The Ultimate Baby on Board Sticker for Honest Parents

The Major Financial Burden on Board Sticker is for those who love their little money-drainer, but also aren’t afraid to admit that this tiny human is costing them a small fortune. It’s not just a baby on board sticker—it’s a cry for help, a financial disclosure, and an unspoken bond with every exhausted parent in traffic.

🍼 WARNING: EXTREME EXPENSES AHEAD.

Some people slap a “Baby on Board” sign on their car and expect special treatment. Some people act like having a kid is a totally normal, manageable life event. But you? You’re here to tell the truth.

Slap this high-quality vinyl sticker on your car, stroller, diaper bag, or directly onto your tax return (for legal reasons, don’t) and let the world know:

💰 This child costs more than my car.
🚗 Drive carefully, or at least help pay for daycare.
🍼 18+ years of premium expenses onboard.

And if someone asks, “Wait… is this sticker serious?” Just hand them a receipt for formula and walk away.

Why This Baby on Board Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Instantly Declares Your Financial Struggles – Because honesty is the best policy.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Parental Realism – Big enough to be seen, small enough to not scare your accountant.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and resistant to toddler tantrums.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, car seats, hospital bills, your dwindling savings account.
✅ A Certified Baby Sticker – Because normal signs just aren’t real enough.

Where to Stick This Baby on Board Sticker for Maximum Financial Awareness

🍼 Your Car Bumper – So tailgaters know you’re already paying enough for insurance.
🚗 Your Laptop – For when you’re Googling “How much does college cost in 2040?”
🍼 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay broke.
🚗 A Baby Shower Gift (For Legal Reasons, Maybe Don’t) – But it’s hilarious.
🍼 Your Friend’s Car Who Thinks Having Kids is Affordable – They need a reality check.

Why Kids Are Basically a Lifetime Subscription Service

Most people:

👶 Think kids are just small bundles of joy.
💸 Underestimate the cost of raising a human.
🚼 Still believe in financial stability.

You?

🍼 Have accepted that your bank account will never recover.
🚗 Know that “Baby on Board” should really mean “Extra Bills on Board.”
🍼 Laugh through the pain because you’re already in too deep.

This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a financial statement.

Who Needs This Baby on Board Sticker?

🔥 Parents Who Have Given Up on Savings – Welcome to the club.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate Brutal Honesty – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 That One Friend Who Just Announced Their Pregnancy – Give them a glimpse into the future.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Looked at a Diaper Price Tag and Cried – This was made for you.
🔥 People Who Just Want to Make Strangers Laugh in Traffic – Peak entertainment.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Financial Pain

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to share your suffering, small enough to fit your budget.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and daycare-proof.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because at least something in your life should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive rain, spit-up, and IRS audits.

Why You Need This Baby on Board Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, responsible things like groceries.

OR…

You could be fully committing to parenthood’s biggest truth: this kid is expensive as hell, and the world deserves to know.

The Major Financial Burden on Board Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a confession, a cautionary tale, and an unofficial GoFundMe campaign all rolled into one.

And if someone asks, “Is having kids really that expensive?” Just laugh, hand them a daycare bill, and say ‘See for yourself.’

How to Spread Financial Awareness in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because your budget already hates you.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and definitely not covered by your insurance.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but college tuition bills will come faster.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then watch as fellow parents nod in exhausted agreement.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.