Caution this driver may morph into a rat
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Rat Sticker – "Caution: This Driver May Morph Into a Rat" Vinyl Decal
You never know what’s gonna happen on the road—one minute, you’re a regular driver, the next, you’re fully transformed into a rat. It’s a risk, it’s a lifestyle, it’s the burden of an Animorph. Warn with this rat sticker.
This high-quality, weatherproof rat sticker is a warning to all: drive accordingly, because at any moment, things could get... rodent-like. Whether you’re an Animorphs fan, a certified chaos agent, or just someone who identifies spiritually with rats, this sticker belongs on your car, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere that needs more weird energy.
Because let’s be honest—if you had the chance to morph, you absolutely would.
🔥 MORPHING INTO A MENACE ONE TURN AT A TIME. 🔥
Why You Need This Rat Sticker in Your Life
✅ Weatherproof & Durable – Built to withstand rain, sun, and sudden transformations.
✅ Bold, High-Contrast Design – So everyone sees the warning before it’s too late.
✅ Easy to Apply, Peels Clean – No sticky residue, just pure morphing potential.
✅ Guaranteed to Get Reactions – From knowing nods to genuine concern.
This rat sticker isn’t just a decal—it’s a public service announcement.
Where to Slap This Sticker for Maximum Chaos
🐀 Car Bumper or Window – Because road safety is about honesty.
💻 Laptop or Tablet – Let coworkers and coffee shop strangers know what’s up.
🧃 Water Bottle or Hydroflask – Stay hydrated, stay morph-ready.
📖 Notebook or Phone Case – Perfect for journaling your inevitable transformation.
🚦 Anywhere That Needs a Rat Vibe Boost – Because everything does.
Once applied, this sticker turns anything into a morph-capable object.
What Happens After You Apply This Sticker?
🚨 People in traffic doing double takes.
🚨 At least one person asking where they can get one.
🚨 A strange sense of readiness, just in case.
🚨 Your car, laptop, or water bottle feeling instantly more powerful.
🚨 A newfound respect from fellow Animorphs fans.
If you’ve ever felt like a rat deep in your soul, this is your sticker.
The Perfect Gift for Animorphs Fans & Chaotic Beings
🎁 For Sticker Collectors Who Love Niche References – This is peak.
🎁 For Friends Who Constantly Cause Havoc – They know who they are.
🎁 For People Who Have Read Animorphs and Never Fully Recovered – It’s fine, we’re fine.
🎁 For Yourself, Obviously – Because your ride deserves a disclaimer.
This rat sticker isn’t just funny—it’s necessary.
Built to Last – Just Like the Trauma From Reading Animorphs
💪 Weatherproof & Waterproof – Survives rain, spills, and unexpected morphs.
🔥 UV-Resistant – No fading, no peeling, no losing your humanity.
🛠 Premium Vinyl Material – Applies smooth, removes clean, stays legendary.
This sticker isn’t just a joke—it’s a way of life.
Final Thoughts: You Know This Belongs in Your Collection
🚨 One sticker. Infinite transformations. Zero regrets.
🚨 If you don’t get this now, you’ll wish you had when you finally morph.
🚨 Your car, laptop, and water bottle deserve better. They deserve this.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THE YEERKS FIND OUT. 🚨
👉 BUY NOW & PREPARE FOR YOUR NEXT MORPH.
SOME STICKERS ARE JUST FUNNY. THIS ONE IS A WARNING.
Let’s be real—morphing is unpredictable. One second, you’re a regular driver, the next, you’re scurrying under a dumpster looking for snacks. It happens. And if the people around you aren’t prepared for that level of transformation, that’s on them.
This sticker? It’s your disclaimer. A reminder that at any given moment, things could get feral. And honestly? That’s what makes life exciting.
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT?
🚨 At least one driver staring at your bumper trying to process it.
🚨 Someone asking if this is, in fact, a real problem.
🚨 A boost in chaotic energy every time you see it.
🚨 A deep sense of validation if you already identify with rat behavior.
🚨 A friend immediately saying, “Okay, but where can I get one?”
Some stickers just decorate. This one confirms what people have suspected all along.
🚨 LIMITED STOCK – BEFORE THIS STICKER COMPLETELY TAKES OVER. 🚨
👉 ORDER NOW & START LIVING YOUR TRUTH.
Product Info & Disclaimers
Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.
Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant
Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.
Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.
❗ DISCLAIMERS:
Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.
Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.
👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.
💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.
Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:
🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion
Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.
Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.
Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.
Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.
Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.
No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.
Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.
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