"STOP HONKING, START HANKING" – The Ultimate King of the Hill Sticker 👑🚗

Alright, listen up, propane-powered patriots. You think honking is gonna rush the Hankification process? Think again. You don’t just start hanking on a whim—it’s a lifestyle, a philosophy, a sacred Texan art. This King of the Hill Sticker is here to let you know that road rage means nothing when you’re busy spreading the good word of propane and propane accessories.

THIS KING OF THE HILL STICKER LETS EVERYONE KNOW YOU LIVE BY THE CODE 🔥

This isn’t just a bumper sticker. This is a pledge of allegiance to Hank Hill’s way of life. Some people rush through life without appreciating the simple things—a cold beer, a perfectly cut lawn, a well-maintained propane grill. If they don’t get it, they ain’t your people.

🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS STICKER:

✅ Premium weatherproof vinyl – More durable than Hank’s trust in propane. 🔥
✅ UV & water-resistant – Unlike your patience for fools, this won’t fade.☀️🌊
✅ Bold, high-visibility design – Because the people behind you need to respect Hank.
✅ Strong adhesive backing – Sticks better than Bobby’s stubbornness.🔥
✅ Easy removal – For when you finally reach full Hank enlightenment. 😌

WHERE TO FLEX THIS TEXAS-SIZED BEAUTY:

• 🚗 Your car – Because every driver behind you needs to know Hank Hill is your co-pilot.

• 💻 Laptop – Let your coworkers know that TPS reports come second to propane discussions.

• 🎒 Backpack – A warning to classmates that this is a Hank Hill household.

• 🚦 Stop sign – Because you weren’t gonna rush anyway.

• 🍺 Garage fridge – Right next to the emergency beer stash.

🚨 THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH BEHIND THIS STICKER 🚨

This isn’t just about King of the Hill—it’s about a way of life. It’s about doing things the right way. It’s about knowing that charcoal is for heathens and propane is the true path to enlightenment.

And if society expects you to put your priorities aside just because the light turned green? That’s not your problem.

WHO NEEDS THIS STICKER?

• 🔥 Propane enthusiasts – Because propane and propane accessories are superior.

• 🚦 People who drive at their own pace – Honk all you want, I’m already Hankin’.

• 👑 King of the Hill superfans – You quote Hank, you live Hank, you ARE Hank.

• 🚗 Anyone who enjoys chaotic energy with a hint of Texan wisdom – This sticker screams “I tell you what.”

• 😂 People who love absurd humor – Because nothing says commitment like transforming into Hank Hill.

STICKER SPECS:

📏 8.5" x 3"
🛠 Material: Premium waterproof vinyl
☀️ Durability: UV-resistant, scratch-proof, and built to last
📦 Finish: Matte for maximum Texan credibility
💪 Adhesion: Sticks better than Dale’s conspiracy theories

STOP HONKING, START HANKING.

You thought you were just driving. Turns out, you were witnessing propane history in the making. Get your King of the Hill Sticker now and let the world know: there’s a right way and a wrong way—and the right way is Hank’s way. 👑🔥🚗

Imagine: You’re rolling down the street, windows down, blasting some classic country. Life is good. Your propane-fueled grill is waiting for you at home. You can already smell the ribs cooking at a perfect, even heat.

Then—a honk. Another honk. THE ABSOLUTE DISRESPECT.

Do they not understand what’s happening here? This is a propane-powered lifestyle. You glance in your rearview mirror. They glare at you. You channel Hank. You take a deep breath, adjust your grip on the wheel, and mutter:

“I tell you what.”

This is why this sticker exists. Because some people need a reminder that life isn’t about rushing. It’s about doing things properly.

🚗 Honk all you want, I’m living the Hank Hill way.
🔥 If it ain’t propane, I don’t want it.
👑 Some people rush, real ones Hank.

Order now and make sure the world knows: you’re not just driving—you’re Hanking.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.