Frog Mustard Gift Card

Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card – Unleash the Chaos, One Sticker at a Time

Because Picking Just One Sticker is Impossible

Listen, choosing just one Frog Mustard sticker or magnet? That’s like picking your favorite child, except instead of crying human babies, it’s absurd, waterproof vinyl chaos that belongs on every bumper, laptop, and fridge in existence. You can’t do it. We won’t make you. Instead, let us introduce the ultimate no-brainer solution: the Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card—a golden ticket to our sticker-fueled fever dream.

Why This Sticker Gift Card Slaps Harder Than a Windshield at 90 MPH

✅ The Perfect Gift – For your weird friend, your even weirder self, or that one coworker who still drives a 2003 Honda Civic covered in conspiracy theories.
✅ Instant Gratification – Digital delivery straight to your inbox. No waiting, no shipping delays, no carrier pigeons.
✅ Denominations for Every Budget – Whether you’re ballin’ on a budget or feel like a sticker sugar daddy, we’ve got options.
✅ Frog Army Approved – Usable on anything in the Frog Mustard shop: bumper stickers, magnets, and whatever other nonsense we come up with next.

When Should You Send Someone a Frog Mustard Sticker Gift Card?

• When they just bought a new car and need to ruin its resale value immediately.
• When their laptop is looking a little too professional.
• When you forgot their birthday but still want to look thoughtful.
• When they’re the type of person who would put an “I Can Smell U” sticker on their fridge and feel no shame.
• When you don’t trust yourself to pick the funniest sticker and would rather let them be their own chaotic curator.

Here’s How It Works (Because Reading Instructions is Hard)

1. Pick your gift card amount. ($10? $50? Sell a kidney and go wild?)
2. Add it to your cart and check out like a responsible adult.
3. The digital gift card gets sent to your email, ready to be forwarded to the lucky recipient.
4. They spend it on unhinged, waterproof, weatherproof, laugh-until-you-cry sticker goodness.
5. You bask in the glow of their gratitude, knowing you have contributed to the sticker revolution.

No Expiration, No Worries

This isn’t milk. It doesn’t expire. If your recipient wants to sit on it for months until the perfect design drops, that’s their call. But let’s be real—once they see the chaos in our shop, that gift card is getting spent faster than a raccoon diving into a dumpster.

Ready to Wield the Power of Unlimited Sticker Choice?

Click ADD TO CART now and secure your spot as the best gift-giver of all time.

Ever given someone a gift and instantly regretted it? Maybe it was a sweater that looked cool online but in reality made them look like a deflated marshmallow. Maybe it was a scented candle that smelled like despair. Maybe it was a book that screamed, “I have no idea what you actually like.”

With a Frog Mustard gift card, that’s not a problem. You’re handing them a pass to unlimited ridiculousness, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t want that? Our stickers and magnets are built to withstand life—rain, sun, road trips, existential crises—so you know you’re giving a gift that lasts. It’s like friendship, but in vinyl form.

So, unless you really want to risk gifting another pair of socks they’ll pretend to like, go ahead and grab a gift card. Let them experience the joy of picking out something completely unhinged—just like them.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
Once your package is marked delivered, we unfortunately can’t replace lost or stolen mail. Please ensure your shipping address is correct and secure.