Made to Stick. Built to Last.

Slap It. Forget It. Weatherproof Forever.

Premium UV-resistant vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, sun, and highway speeds.

Because One Sticker is Never Enough

Buy 2, Get 1 Free—Always.

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Yep, we send you a completely free bumper sticker on your birthday—every single year you survive.

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Every time you defile your bumper with one of our unhinged designs, you earn Mud Bucks—our totally fake currency that gets you very real discounts. Hoard them like a raccoon hoards trash. Trade them for exclusive deals. And because we’re unreasonably generous, we’ll even throw you a FREE birthday sticker just for surviving another year.
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Frog Mustard stickers and magnets are built to last—100% weatherproof, UV-resistant, and made with premium vinyl and the strongest magnet material available. With 30,000+ sales since 2023 and over 6,000 five-star reviews, our products are road-tested and customer-approved. Stick with the best.

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