Animal Decals

🐾 Hilarious & Quirky Funny Animal Bumper Decals – Add Personality to Your Ride! 🐾

If you love weird humor, quirky designs, and eye-catching stickers, these premium vinyl funny animal bumper decals and magnets are for you. Whether you want to make someone laugh at a stoplight or just confuse other drivers, our humorous bumper stickers get the job done.

Want a perfect application? Check out this guide on applying vinyl decals.

👉 Don’t forget to browse our Pet Humor Collection for even more hilarious designs!

🚗 Why Choose Frog Mustard’s Funny Animal Bumper Decals?

🐸 Unique, Bold, & Attention-Grabbing

We specialize in offbeat, unexpected, and wildly fun designs that bring personality to your vehicle, laptop, water bottle, or anywhere else you slap a sticker. Why be boring when you can be absurd?

🌦️ Built to Last – Durable, Weatherproof & Fade-Resistant

Our high-quality vinyl decals and magnets are made to handle anything the road (or life) throws at them:
✔ UV-resistant & waterproof – They won’t fade in the sun or dissolve in the rain.
✔ Scratch-resistant – Strong enough to survive parking lot scrapes.
✔ Long-lasting adhesive – No peeling or cracking, just pure sticking power.

Cheap decals fade and fall apart—ours are here for the long haul.

🧲 Sticker or Magnet? You Decide!

🔹 Sticker Version – A permanent, waterproof option that sticks for life.
🔹 Magnet Version – Removable and reusable so you can change things up whenever.

Whichever you choose, expect high-definition printing, crisp details, and vibrant colors.

🎨 Designed & Printed In-House for Maximum Chaos

✔ Created by artists who love unhinged humor
✔ Hand-trimmed and individually inspected for perfect quality
✔ Packed with care so it arrives looking flawless

We’re not about boring mass production—every piece is made with attention to detail and a love for nonsense.

🛠️ Application Tips – Get a Flawless Stick Every Time

1️⃣ Clean the surface – Dirt and grease are your enemy.
2️⃣ Peel & stick carefully – Smooth out bubbles for a clean look.
3️⃣ Wait 24 hours before washing your car to let it fully adhere.

🔔 For Magnets: Most modern bumpers are plastic! Be sure to test your surface first—hatchbacks, trunks, and doors usually work best.

🎁 The Perfect Gift for Sticker Addicts & Humor Lovers

Need a unique, hilarious gift for someone who appreciates the absurdity of life? These decals are a great pick for:
🎁 Sticker collectors & car decal fans
🎁 Pet lovers who enjoy a little chaos
🎁 Anyone who wants to make their car a conversation starter

Whether it’s a menacing goose, a judgmental cat, or a frog with an agenda, we have something ridiculous for everyone.

📦 Fast Shipping & Hassle-Free Ordering

✔ Ships within 1-2 days – no waiting around!
✔ Tracked shipping available – so you know where your chaos is at all times.
✔ Packed securely to prevent damage during transit.

🚗 Slap some personality on your ride—order your funny bumper decals now! 🚗

Click "Add to Cart" and let your car, laptop, or fridge embrace its true, weird self.

All Frog Mustard funny animal bumper decals and magnets are made from high-quality vinyl that is waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant. They’re designed to withstand sun, rain, and daily wear—so your quirky animal designs stay bold and hilarious, wherever you stick them.

To apply your decal, start by cleaning the surface thoroughly to remove dirt and grease. Peel and stick the decal, smoothing out any bubbles. For best adhesion, wait 24 hours before washing or exposing to water. 

Our animal bumper decals can stick to any smooth, clean surface—including car bumpers, laptops, water bottles, windows, and more. The magnet versions work best on flat metallic surfaces like car trunks, doors, and some hatchbacks.