I Brake for Whales Sticker – The Ultimate Marine Life Sticker for Ocean Lovers

The I Brake for Whales Sticker isn’t just a funny marine life sticker—it’s a declaration of respect, awe, and possibly mild obsession with the biggest creatures on Earth.

THE OCEAN BELONGS TO THEM. I’M JUST A GUEST.

Some people brake for pedestrians. Others brake for speed bumps. But the real ones? The real ones brake for whales.

If you’ve ever been whale watching and immediately cried, felt spiritually connected to a humpback, or yelled at a speedboat to slow down in whale territory, this sticker was made for you.

Slap this whale conservation sticker on your car, boat, dive gear, or reusable water bottle and let the world know:

🐋 Whales get the right of way, no exceptions.
🚤 If I see a fin, I’m stopping.
🌊 If you don’t slow down for whales, we can’t be friends.

And if someone asks, “Do you really brake for whales?” The answer is always yes.

Why This Marine Life Sticker is a Must-Have

✅ Sends a Clear Message – Whales deserve our full attention.
✅ 8.5" x 3" of Pure Ocean Devotion – Big enough to make reckless boaters rethink their choices.
✅ Premium Weatherproof Vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and ocean-proof.
✅ Sticks to Anything – Cars, boats, dive tanks, marine research equipment, your emotional support water bottle.
✅ Certified – Because protecting whales is non-negotiable.

Where to Stick This Funny Sticker for Maximum Impact

🐋 Your Car Bumper – So everyone knows you’d rather be whale watching.
🚤 Your Boat – To remind speedboat drivers that whales were here first.
🌊 Your Water Bottle – Stay hydrated, stay whale-aware.
🐠 Your Dive Gear – Because every dive is a chance to see something incredible.
🦭 Your Kayak or Paddleboard – For maximum No Wake Zone energy.

Why Whales Deserve Their Own Bumper Sticker

Whales aren’t just big ocean dudes—they’re the backbone of marine ecosystems.

🌊 Blue whales can grow longer than two school buses.
🌊 Humpbacks literally sing across the ocean.
🌊 Whales store massive amounts of carbon, making them climate heroes.
🌊 If you’ve ever seen one breach, you already know—this is their planet, not ours.

And yet, humans keep messing things up with noise pollution, ship strikes, and plastic waste.

This funny marine life sticker is a reminder that slowing down, respecting the ocean, and appreciating these giants is the bare minimum.

Who Needs This Funny Whale Sticker?

🔥 Whale Lovers & Marine Conservationists – Because whales deserve better PR.
🔥 Sticker Collectors Who Appreciate the Unhinged – This belongs in your collection immediately.
🔥 People Who Think Whales Are the Most Majestic Creatures on Earth – Because they are.
🔥 That One Friend Who Immediately Loses Their Mind at Any Whale Documentary – They need this, immediately.
🔥 Anyone Who Has Ever Screamed “THERE’S A WHALE” From a Boat – You are the chosen ones.

Sticker Specs – Built for Maximum Whale Advocacy

🔥 Size: 8.5" x 3" – Large enough to make boaters question their speed.
🔥 Material: Premium vinyl – Waterproof, UV-resistant, and whale-approved.
🔥 Finish: Glossy – Because ocean advocacy should shine.
🔥 Durability: Built to survive harsh weather, saltwater exposure, and overwhelming emotions about whales.

Why You Need This Marine Life Sticker Immediately

You could be spending your money on boring, practical things like dock fees and sunscreen.

OR…

You could be making sure everyone knows that whales come first.

The I Brake for Whales Sticker isn’t just a funny bumper sticker. It’s a statement, a warning, and a badge of honor.

And if someone doesn’t respect whales? They’re not your people.

How to Be a Whale Advocate in 4 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Click ‘Add to Cart’ – Because whales deserve priority.
2️⃣ Check Out – Fast, easy, and completely whale-friendly.
3️⃣ Wait for Delivery – We ship fast, but whale love is forever.
4️⃣ Stick It Somewhere Legendary – Then proceed to brake for every whale you see.

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Sizing:
-Rectangular (bumper sticker) designs are approx. 8.5 x 2.5 inches
-Die-cuts are typically 3–4 inches
-Handmade! Sizing may vary slightly.

Materials:
-Premium all-weather vinyl
-Waterproof, smudge-proof, fade-proof, car wash safe
-Apocalypse-resistant

Magnets:
-Standard magnets are 20 mil thick.
-Upgrade to 30 mil - recommended for cold climates or aggressive winds.

Shipping:
-Ships in 1–3 business days from Washington
-We ship worldwide
-Free shipping available. Note that free third-party shipping is only trackable via EasyPost link in shipping confirmation. See Shop FAQs for more.

❗ DISCLAIMERS:

Mockups:
Mockup images are not to scale. May be larger in images for viewability. Colors may vary slightly.

Application Disclaimer:
– We can’t offer refunds for application to textured, plastic, or dirty surfaces, or for poor application practices.
– Frog Mustard products work best on glossy, smooth, clean, dry surfaces.
– Many coolers, kayaks, vehicle cladding, and similar items are made with low surface energy (LSE) plastics, which make it hard for adhesives (even premium vinyl) to bond.
– You assume the risk if you apply to a weird or incompatible surface.

👉 If you're applying to an LSE plastic and love our designs, message us — we’re happy to chat about higher-tack vinyl options for tough surfaces.

💡 For DIY adhesion help, many folks use Mod Podge, 3M Super 77 spray adhesive, or apply a little heat and pressure during application.

Learn more about surface energy and why it matters here:

🔗 3M Guide to Surface Energy & Adhesion

Air Bubbles (Magnets):
Small air bubbles under magnets are normal and usually disappear with time/heat.

Magnet Compatibility:
Many modern car bumpers are plastic and won’t hold magnets — try your trunk, doors, or side panels instead. Test a magnet on your car before purchasing. We cannot refund for those that do not check.

Longevity:
While our materials are built to last, extreme weather or improper surface prep can shorten product life.

Duplicates (Mystery/Misprints): Mystery and misprint packs may include duplicates. That’s part of the gamble. Misprints are subject to what is on hand that has been misprinted. If you do not want duplicates, buy a non-misprinted bundle.

Design Ownership:
All designs are original and created for humor/novelty. Parody and satire are protected speech.

No Custom Orders via Notes:
We can’t honor custom requests left in order notes for non-custom products. Please contact us before purchasing.

Stolen or Lost Mail:
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